There he is now, shooting his little lazer at some off-screen imp.
He goes and talks to you.
PI: im gettin gist or whatever like you told me
SB: So?
PI: so
PI: this lazer sucks
PI: its for cats not imps
PI: and its battery is runnin low
PI: is there any way you can help me
SB: Yes! We can do something called "Alchemy" that we can do.
PI: like from before with the trapdoor
SB: Whatever happend to that trapdoor? Did you ever go into your hideyhole?
PI: i dont wanna talk about it
SB: That's ok. I'm going to ask Terezi, just to remind myself with the basics.
PI: really
PI: hopefully she likes you back
SB: Oh yeah, from earlier...
PI: please dont tell me your not gonna tell her
SB: Well...
PI: TELL HER
SB: Okay okay!
You go ahead and start trolling Terezi.
SuspiciousBirdguy started trolling GallowsCallibrator : :
GC: WH4T?
SB: So, I was woundering...
SB: What is your favorite food?
GC: WH4T DO3S TH4T H4V3 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH SGRUB?
SB: Well, it's a personal question. And as you've told me before, "4 P3RSON'S FOOD PR3F3R3NC3 W1LL G3T TH3M 1NTO P4RT1CUL4R S1TU4T1ONS"
GC: WH3N TH3 FUCK D1D 1 S4Y TH4T?
SB: It doesn't matter. Tell me what your favorite food is!
GC: F1N3. SP4GH3TT1
SB: Wow! Mine too!
GC: R34LLY?
SB: Yes!
SB: Now you ask me a personal question!
GC: OK, WH4T'S YOUR F4VOR1T3 TV SHOW?
SB: It would have to be...
SB: Better Call Saul
SB: It's about this human, who's a lawyer, and he does some dodgey things with the law. He goes on to be the lawyer for the Drug Cartel. He does this all with the help of his wife, who is the best lawyer ever, and she is also a really ruthless person.
GC: WOW, TH4T SOUNDS L1K3 4N 4W3SOM3 SHOW
SB: It is.
SB: Hey, maybe when this SBURB business is over, you and I could watch that show together.
GC: W1TH M3? BUT DON"T YOU KNOW 1"M SO B4D
SB: No, you haven't told me that.
SB: Despite what you might think, you're probably better than most of the other trolls.
SB: And you're probably better than most of the other people in this in general.
SB: Because you Terezi, are one of the best people out there.
GC: ...
GC: 1S TH1S YOUR 4TT3MPT TO T3LL M3 YOU L1K3 L1K3 M3?
SB: Yes... Did it work?
GC: 1"M NOT S4Y1NG 1T D1DN"T
GC: BUT 1 L1T3R4LLY JUST M3T YOU, 34RL13R TOD4Y
GC: 1"M NOT S4Y1NG TH4T TH1S COULDN"T WORK
GC: BUT M4YB3 TRY 4G41N ON 4 FUTUR3 M3
SB: Oh, okay then.
GC: NOW, L3T"S G3T B4CK TO TH4T 4LCH3MY NONS3NS3