After that, you get the vessel from out of the corner, and start putting the remains into it. The vessel here being an old dragon plushie your dad gave you a few years ago. You only being 11 right now, you feel that all the stuff about this dumbly placed house isn't for you to inherit but is yours to meddle with.
You put it through the hole you cut open earlier in order to hollow out it.
Not quite the back, but not quite the butt either. You put a couple handfuls of ashes and shove it up there, then, you put the stuffing back in.
Next step: eating it.