You are deeply disgusted with the piss-and-shit-soaked balls flying towards your face. "how easy would it have been to just buy a toilet dad" you think to yourself in the split second of pandemonium and the several thereafter.
As cats, you guys often do business in litterboxes like these, but as you're civilized cats, toilets totally work as well. In fact, the last time you visited your current server player (SB), you used his toilet. You found it a little strange since he is a bird and they like shit in the air or something. Bird physiology has always been a mystery to you since you are a cat, and your friend who is actually a bird never tells you anything about what it's like being a bird, only being about being a person and or monster, which you are too, so you learn basically nothing.
Covering that, you neglected to mention to, you? that you, as an indigoan cat, are a type of monster, and that all of your friends, except SK are monsters, she however, is a human.
After talking about shit, birds, monsters, and humans, you decide to reply to your friend.
PI: what the hell was that for
SB: I don't really know. I just thought it'd work.
SB: It did right?
PI: ig
PI: but it doesnt change that you spilled shit all over me
SB: Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't know it would do that.
SB: But I think we have more pressing matters.
SB: Look at that clock.