You look up at those "blu3 th1ngs"
PI: alright i see them
GC: GOOD, NOW YOU KNOW WH4T TH3 G4T3S 4R3
GC: 34CH 4ND 3V3RY GRUB TH4T 3NT3RS TH3 M3D1UM H4S 4N 4MOUNT OF G4T3S, ON3 F3W3R TH4N 2 T1M3S TH3 4MOUNT OF PL4Y3RS, TH4T PROP3G4T3 4BOV3 TH3 GRUB ONC3 TH3 1NH4B1T4NT"S SPR1T3 3NT3RS
GC: YOUR "HOUS3" H4S TH3M, YOUR FR13NDS W1LL 4LL H4V3 TH3M, 1 H4D TH3M, 4ND 4LL OF MY F3LLOW TROLLS H4D TH3M
GC: 1T 1S 4N 1NTR1NS1C P4RT OF TH3 G4M3
GC: YOU W1LL H4V3 TO BU1LD TOW4RDS 1T, BOTH OF YOU, 1 M34N
GC: COLL3CT GR1ST, BU1LD T4LL 4ND F4ST
GC: BUT DO KNOW TH4T ONC3 YOU 3NT3R 1T, YOU W1LL B3 TR4NSPORT3D TO TH3 R3ST OF YOUR PL4N3T
GC: ONC3 YOU"R3 TH3R3, YOU C4N 3XPLOR3, N3GOT14T3 W1TH YOUR LOC4LS, WH1CH, SPO1l3R: 4R3 DR4GONS
GC: 4ND YOU C4N GO ON YOUR "OWN" JOURN3Y
GC: 1"LL ST1LL B3 DO1NG TH3 TH1NGS W1TH SYB, GU1D1NG H1M TOW4RDS H1S CONV1CT1ON
GC: SO YOU C4N JUST 4SK FOR M3 TH3R3, OR, 1"LL 4LR34DY B3 TH3R3 (R3M3MB3R 1"M 4 T1M3TR4V3L3R)
PI: wait
PI: you wont help me all the way
GC: 1"V3 4LR34DY H4D TO D34L W1TH TOO M4NY OTH3R P3OPL3"S QU3STS, 1"M BR34K1NG TH3 H4BB1T W1TH YOU, 4ND 1 HOP3 YOUR OTH3R FR13NDS C4N FOLLOW W1TH TH1S LOG1C
PI: but your helping syb
GC: 1 4M, BUT H1S QU3ST 1S MUCH MOR3 GR4ND TH4N YOURS W1LL 3V3R SCR4P3
GC: 1"M H3LP1NG H1M B3C4US3 H1S JOURN3Y W1LL B3 JUST L1K3 M1N3 W4S
GC: H3"LL 3NT3R TH3 M3D1UM, 4ND H1S JOURN3Y"S D3ST1N4T1ON 4ND ROUT3 W1LL B3 CONFUS1NG, UNN4TUR4L, 4ND MOST OF 4LL, H1S JOURN3Y W1LL ONLY B3 POSS1BL3 W1TH TH3 FORS1GHT OF 4 S33R L1K3 M3
PI: arent you blind
GC: Y3S, 1 4M
GC: FOR YOU S33 (PUN FULLY 1NT3ND3D)
GC: TH3R3 4R3 4SP3CTS OF TH3 G4M3 TH4T ONLY M4K3 S3NS3 4FT3R TH3 G4M3 1S OV3R 4ND TH3 ONLY TH1NG YOU C4N DO 4BOUT 1T 1S TO 4DM1R3 TH3 CR4FTSM4NSH1P, LONG1NGLY, FOR N1GHTS 4ND N1GHTS OF SL33PL3SN3SS, ONLY TO COL4PS3 FROM TH3 PUR3N3SS OF 1T 4LL
GC: SUCH 1S TH3 C4S3 W1TH TH3 CL4SS SYST3M: TH3R3 4R3, TO MY KNOWL3DG3, 12 CL4SS3S TH4T 4 PL4Y3R C4N B3
GC: TH3 L1ST GO3S 4S FOLLOWS 1N NO P4RT1CUL4R ORD3R:
GC: S33R (M3), H31R, SYLPH, P4G3, KN1GHT, M4G3, M41D, TH31F, ROGU3, B4RD, PR1NC3, 4ND W1TCH
GC: 34CH CL4SS H4S TH31R OWN GO4L, POW3RS, D3ST1N13S, 4ND WHOL3 41R 4BOUT TH3M
GC: 4 S33R, L1K3 M3, S33KS OUT 1NFORM4T1ON FOR 3V3RYON3 4ROUND H3R
GC: TH4T 1S HOW 1 4M 4 S33R
PI: i am an ace
GC: WH4T
PI: my class is ace
PI: my mom told me
GC: SO YOU"R3 T3LL1NG M3 TH4T YOU 4R3N"T 1N F4CT NOT ON3 OF TH3 12 1 S41D
GC: 4ND TH4T YOUR LUSUS TOLD YOU TH1S
PI: yep
GC: 1MPOSS1BL3! TH3R3 MUST B3 SOM3TH1NG 3LS3 H1DD3N H3R3
GC: PL34S3, L3T H3R TYP3 FOR US
GC: OK4Y, MS. M3OWROS4, 1S YOUR SON 4CTU4LLY 4N "4C3"
PI: My lord, is it so hard to read your words young woman.
PI: I suppose you replace your A's with 4's, E's with 3's, and I's with 1's.
PI: If this is the case, and I do think so, then I must translate this sentence for you:
PI: "Okay Ms. Meowrosa, is your son actually an 'ace'?"
PI: If this question is your true question, then yes, my son, Meowrage, is in fact, an Ace. This follows the case of his profession, as well as his assigned Classpect.
PI: I hope this answers your question.
GC: 1T DO3S
GC: T3LL YOUR SON TO ST4RT TYP1NG 4G41N
PI: okay im back
GC: YOUR MOTH3R 1S QU1T3 1NT3R3ST1NG FOR 4 C4T
GC: SO 1T DO3S S33M 4S THOUGH YOU 4R3 1N F4CT 4N 4C3, 4ND THUS, MY PR1OR KNOWL3DG3 OF TH3 G4M3 1S R4PTUR3D
GC: TH1S Y3T H4SN"T P1QU3D MY 1NT3R3ST 3NOUGH TO CONT1NU3 GU1D1NG YOU
PI: if you dont
PI: your universe wont exist
GC: WH4T
PI: karkat said that your universe was dependent on my preformance
GC: H3 D1D, D1DN"T H3?
GC: SO 1 SUPPOS3 YOU C4N H4V3 H1M 4S YOUR GU1D3
PI: please no
GC: OOPS, H4H4, 4LR34DY TOLD H1M TO DO 1T
GC: H3"LL H3LP YOU WH3N H3 W4K3S UP
PI: can i have someone else
GC: L3TS S33
GC: *D3L1B3R4T1ON NO1S3S*
GC: OK4Y, YOU C4N H4V3 T4
GC: 3NJOY
TwinArmageddons started Trolling PunnyInvestigatorguy : :
TA: Glub!
PI: uhmm hello
TA: Glub glub!
PI: ok this is freaky
TA: Glub glub glub!
PI: ok im getting someone else
TA: Wait -----------------E!!!
TA: Don't go, I )(aven't even said )(ello...
PI: ok then say it
TA: Well, )(ello!!! 38D
TA: My name is Feferi.
TA: And you're a cat!
PI: hello feferi
PI: im meowrage
PI: and it seems like your a troll
TA: I am!
TA: I am t)(e most trolliest troll of t)(em all!
TA: I got a message saying I needed to talk to some "DUMB K1TTY C4T"...
TA: But all I see is a smart little man-cat.
TA: Can you )(elp me find t)(is dumb cat?
PI: i am that dumb cat
TA: O)(!
TA: T)(at's GR-EAT!!!!!
TA: So w)(at is it t)(at you would like )(elp with?
PI: nothing right now
PI: just wanted someone just in case
TA: T)(at's okay!
TA: I was looking for someone to guide.
TA: I was kind of born to do so as I am a QU-E-EN!!!
TA: Contact me W)(-EN-EVER you need )(elp with ANYT)(ING!!
PI: okay i will
PI: see you later
TA: S-E-E you t)(en!!!!
TwinArmageddon ceased to troll PunnyInvestigatorguy : :
After communicating with your assigned troll, you decide it's time to rest a little.
Rest now, for you have a big journey ahead of you, involving so much, but right now, imp-smashing.