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14: Hello Problem Solver.

PS: How do you know my name?

14: Eye know your name because Eye see all.

PS: Right...

PS: Why was your phone number on the paper on my friend's office?

14: My number?

14: Eye don't have a number.

14: You simply called my romance card.

PS: Your what!?

14: Eye am a Leprechaun.

14: My species' romance is based on pranks, jafes, and gags.

14: It is very complicated, too complicated for even me to explain.

14: So, instead, Eye'll let you ask me anything else.

PS: Who are you?

14: My name is Eagle.  Eye am the 14th member of the green.

14: Which is a group of beings with various powers, all led by our shared Lord.

14: There are 18 of us.

PS: What is your power?

14: My power is to see anything, anywhere, any iteration.

14: I also allow others to see what Eye see.

14: My power isn't unique, though.

14: A certain man who opposes me shares this ability.

14: Much like a certain man that opposes you shares your ability.

PS: Who?

14: A certain Kingpin.

14: This man is the very reason you will persist throughout the course of the upcoming game.

PS: What will he do?

14: You already know what he has done.  You can't open your door, can you?

PS: Yes, but that was AD.

14: Hah.  This format so tried and true.

14: It sickens me.

PS: What format?

14: The question-answer-question-answer-contradiction-over explanation format.

14: How about this:

14: You ask all your questions first, then Eye answer them and that's it.

14: No follow up by you leading to a boring back-and-forth.

14: Eye already know it, and Eye can explain it quite easily.

PS: Ok.

PS: Who is the Kingpin, why is he after me and my neighbors, and why was your romance card there?

14: Simple.

14: Thank you.

14: The Kingpin is named MOBBOSS KINGPIN; he is after you and your kin because he knows you will slay the monarchies, despite the fact that doing so will cause it; and my romance card was placed on AD's office because it was intended that for the previous Dictator in some alternate universe, and it has nothing to do with your universe, I simply placed the card there an infinite universes ago, and only now it was picked up randomly.

14: That is all.

14: Goodbye.