Well, thank you for being truthful, and rightfully so, you look for yourself on the internet.
Really great idea, smart stuff. Anyways, you pull up a new tab on Oggle and search for your name. No results found. How sad, but that's to be expected, you wouldn't want any rival businesses taking your secrets away from you, would you? Nah, so instead, you just pull up a pic of you that you took on your last birthday and leave your computer.