956 >Meowrage: use the Transportalizer.

You try to use the teleporter.  You don't go to the correct floor, however.  Instead, you go to what seems to be a congressional session that you so unempathetically turned progression into regression.  You make them stop whatever they're doing to look at you.  You get really embarrassed by this and you try to crack a joke.  "how many congress people does it take to change a lightbulb... 1 but they need to go on recess every 3 minutes for 2 minutes and 59 seconds at a time."  The room is unamused.  You decide to retransportalize.

>Meowrage: Retransportalize