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Hey, nice job using the word yoopoop, though you neglected the "S" in Video"S", but I'll let it slide. You pull up a new tab on your browser, Oggle, the basic web browser everyone has. You go to your YooPoop homepage, which is, as stated before, stained with the suggestions of Long-form Video Shits. One catches your eye: "Shite: Alpha & Omega, the furry-bait that kept on going". This one in particular is quite intriguing as the user, Shite, is one of your favorite Yoopooper and his videos make you feel a particular way that noshitter else ever makes you feel. Not only that, but Alpha & Omega has flown to the top of your radar most recently, as you have started to watch really bad movies with your friends, and is slated for tomorrow with your friends, particularly the 6th one. After the glance you give it, you remember the task at hand, or paw: search up Sburb. You go to the shit bar and type in "Sburb" and hit enter. After waiting for your shit internet to load, you see that only one VideoS has been uploaded in the past 20 years, simply titled, "Sburb gameplay".
You click on it, and after setting it down to 2X speed, you watch a really poor-quality video, with like, thirteen separate watermarks, and low sound quality. It seems to be about this teenager talking in a really annoying voice to some otherworldly person through a poor mike, and then after talking a bit, sitting down at his computer and start typing. After a minute of the kid typing, a cool cursor appears out of nowhere, hovers over a cake on a bed, and lifts it up. After this, it's too poor quality for you to discern. You take note of the date it was Shat out: April 13, 2009. This date is peculiar, as it Shated after the first VideoS on the platform, and also happened a few months after your birth. You also note the Yoopooper, or, lack-thereof who shatted this videoS, which is strange; How would you be able to have clicked on this VideoS, yet it not even have a Shitter attached...
After pondering over this for a minute, the video ends and you are left with only a few more questions than answers. Maybe it was just that there was so much wrong with that video, who knows? You close the tab and await future instructions.
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