1015 >Meowrage: Talk to the imp

Meowrage: uhm hello

Meowrage: why arent you attacking me

Meowrage: and why are you so much taller

JN: than what

Meowrage: than all the other imps

Meowrage: that is what you are

Meowrage: right

JN: no

JN: how dare you call me a fucking imp

JN: ill let you fucking know that i aint no imp

JN: im the archagent

JN: the only one above me is the queen

JN: so im kind of a big deal

Meowrage: oh wow

Meowrage: im so sorry

Meowrage: ive never seen anyone from derse yet other than these imps

JN: how do you know about derse

Meowrage: i know because i just woke up from prospit and had several deep conversations about the game and its mechanics

Meowrage: i also know that i have a dream self on there as well

JN: who told you that

Meowrage: my friend syb

JN: hmm

JN: you know a lot more than i expected you to

JN: i mean

JN: youre a cat

Meowrage: wow

Meowrage: thats racist

JN: thats coming from you who fucking profiled me as an imp just two seconds ago

JN: so i expect you to shut up while i tells you hows things is

Meowrage: and hows is things

JN: i have become a general in the great war soon to be fought

Meowrage: good for you

Meowrage: but what does that even mean

JN: it means that my lord has entrusted you to me

JN: and i will guide you to do our collective duty

Meowrage: and what is that duty

JN: to kill the black queen

Meowrage: right

Meowrage: look

Meowrage: i dont have any issue with her or any queen for that matter

Meowrage: so why would i be the one to kill her

JN: i cant tell you why now

JN: the circumstances of her destruction havent happened yet

JN: and merely one part of the larger puzzle has been casted into the bowl we are drawing from

JN: and i hate talking about destiny shit because it reminds me of how little of my i can control and how much of it is fucked up

JN: so can we please get on with things and get over the fact that youre stuck with me until we complete our regicidal duty

Meowrage: i guess

JN: you youngsters always know how to talk with the least effort imaginable

JN: so

JN: where to fucknuts

JN: we cant just fucking stand here all fucking day like retards now can we

Meowrage: i have an idea