952 >Meowrage: get back to the guy

PI: hey

PI: why arent we using the teleporting thing

PS: Because I thought we may want some exercise.

PS: Besides, my office is only a block away from the palace.

PS: The Queen likes having us near her palace so she can check up on us and cheer us on whenever it pleases her.

PI: whats her deal anyway

PS: Who, the Queen?

PS: She is our queen.  She cares very deeply about the ins and outs of life on Prospit.

PS: She tries to make sure everyone is safe, happy, and not actively in any peril.

PS: She loves her husband a lot.

PS: Every day, early in the morning, the queen makes a voyage to the battlefield to bring our king his lunch for the day and exchange hugs and kisses.

PS: Her rule is kind and just with an emphasis on everyone being happy.

PS: I do truly believe that she believes in those things that she says.

PS: But some of her execution isn't as optimistic.

PS: There was a PROBLEM SOLVER before me who had this dumb motto.

PS: "Not seen, not heard, not a problem."

PS: Which basically allowed hate and violence to occur simply based on the suspicion of it.

PS: And people now are acting like it was a "good idea" and they should "bring it back".

PI: that sounds like a human politician on earth

PS: Hmm, that's profound.

PS: Anyways, where here at my office building.