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You proceed to do as the troll who speaks in TURQUOISE text and go outside.
Your closest way out is your front door. You open it and marvel at the beauty that is Indigo City
You see a couple of your neighbors' houses and the famous Indigo Skyline, filled with several skycappers. They're so tall they have to go invisible in order to keep the sun, or more commonly, the moon, in light. Hence the name, Skycapper, they reach so tall, they cap the sky. You only speculate on their height when you need to burn a few hours of thought, but now is not the time, you've got to talk to the aforementioned turquoise text lady. You also see the moon, and the never-before-seen meteor coming straight for your house. You better hurry before this kerfuffle gets any more ruffled.
You open your computer to talk to the lady on the other end.
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PI: oh my glob youre right
GC: S333. NOW WH4T W3R3 YOU S4Y1NG 4BOUT TH3R3 B31NG 4 M3T3OR
PI: i capitulate
GC: 1 T4ST3 TH4T
GC: SO, NOW YOU COM3 4LL TH3 W4Y TO M3
GC: B1RDBOY, PL4C3 TH3 PUNCH3D C4RD FOR YOUR FR13ND
SB: Okay, I'll do that
GC: NOW, K1TTY-C4T. YOU N33D TO GO TO YOUR GRUBROOM
GC: 1 M34N "B3DROOM"
GC: P1CK UP TH3 C4RD, PL4C3 1T 1N YOUR L4TH3
GC: C4RV3 YOUR DOW3L 4ND TH3N R3PORT B4CK TO M3
PI: how do you know my stuff is in my room
GC: WH4T!? 1 4M L1TT3R4LLY T4LK1NG TO YOU FROM YOUR FUTUR3
GC: OF COURS3 1 KNOW WH3R3 B1RDBR41NS PUT 4LL TH3 3QU1PM3NT
GC: 1 4LSO C4N T4ST3 4LL OF YOUR T1M3L1N3
GC: -UP UNT1L 4 C3RT41N PO1NT...
PI: what point
GC: UNT1L... YOU F1N4LLY DO WH4T 1 S4Y >B<
PI: oh god what is that
GC: 1TS 4N 3MOT1CON OF M3. THOS3 4R3 MY HORNS, 4ND 1 4M FROWN1NG
PI: horns?
SB: I told you she was a troll
GC: Y3S, 1 4M 4 TROLL W1TH TWO SHORT HORNS
GC: 1'LL DR4W YOU 4 P1C
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