PunnyInvestigatorguy began cheering CuttlefishCuller : :
PI: is this the famous feferi
CC: W)(y yes it is!
PI: did you know that our first conversation was a ruse
CC: W)(at do you mean?
PI: well
PI: the username you gave me was wrong
CC: O)(, I didn't realize t)(at.
CC: W)(at was wrong about it?
PI: it was some ta guy
PI: who spoke in 2s
CC: O)(!
CC: SORRI-------ES!
CC: I didn't realize t)(at before answer the call.
CC: I )(ope that didn't cause any problems.
PI: well it did
PI: the guy who had that account originally told me that we dont create your universe and that all trolls are lying sacks of shit
CC: T)(at sounds like Sollux.
CC: Well, it's untrue.
CC: I never lie.
PI: how do i know that isnt a lie
CC: I just told you Sollux's name.
CC: W)(ic)( I bet you never knew before.
PI: well he did say that trolls build toxic relationships on purpose
CC: Only 3 of our Quadrants are toxic.
CC: And 1 of them isn't super toxic.
PI: quadrants
CC: O)( GLUB!
CC: I wasn't supposed to say t)(at.
CC: S)(e specifically told me not to talk about troll romance or biology.
CC: I'M SO SORRY------E!!!
PI: its ok
PI: ill let it slide
PI: your one of the tolerable trolls
PI: you and ga
CC: Aww, t)(at's sweet.
CC: W)(at can I do as your )(elper troll?
PI: can you pull up a map of my planets surface
CC: Sure, give me a second...