272 >Meowrage: Check in with SB

PunnyInvestigatorguy(2) started cheering SuspiciousBirdguy:   : 

SB: OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!! O>O

SB: You had me so woried Jack killed you with that punch.

SB: That would've been so bad, I would've probably cried so badly I would be crushed by the meteor coming to my house.

PI: oh you were that worried

SB: Heck yeah!  You're like a brother to me, I would kill for you and our bond.

PI: thats sweet

PI: i woke up in this weird room thats like mine but like

PI: yellow and shit

SB: Oh my god, you're a prospit dreamer too!!!!

SB: Terzei told me about all that, and I'm excited to get my turn to wake up like you did.

PI: wait, woke up?

PI: am i now gonna do some wierd gender protest and marry a bunch of gay dudes

SB: Only if you were going to do that beforehand, no, waking up on in Sburb is where you're dream self wakes up with your conscious awake.

SB: You see, everyone in the game has at least one dream self that sleeps in a replica of their real-life room on the moon of either prospit or derse.

SB: It is essentially is you, as in, whatever you do in your dreamself, you do to your real life body.  Say you open a door on prospit, your real life body would reach for some thin-air, imaginary doorknob.

PI: so i could leave my room or whatever in real life too

SB: It is unlikely that your two bodies would line up unless you actually slept in the same position as your dream self.  Now, this isn't to say that is impossible, just that you probably won't be able to do anything like that right now.

PI: so what do i do now

SB: Explore prospit, it's a really fun place, I hear.  You should go meet the queen, the person we're fighting for.

PI: where do i start

SB: I'd say look straight out your window.

PI: how do you know i-

PI: trolls

PI: god damn trolls