285 >Answer call

PunnyInvestigatorguy started cheering  SuspiciousBirdguy :   : 

SB: OH MY GOD!!!!! You're alive 7777>7777

PI: who the fuck are you

SB: Uhm, my name is Syb.  Is everyting alright Meowrage?

PI: who the fuck meowrage

SB: He's the person you're texting from???

PI: what the everloving fuck is texting

SB: Ok, now I think you're not Meowrage.

PI: oh really fucknuts

SB: Well who are you then?

PI: Jack motherfucking Noir

SB: Well then, Jack, where is my big black and indigo cat friend?

PI: i put him in a room full of motherfucking dragon bitches

SB: Then how are you texting me?

PI: he had this fucking noise fucker that had a light on it and i pushed it and now were fucking here

SB: Ok, so at least he's alive.

PI: how the fuck do you know that

PI: i couldve just stripped is catnip smoking ass and just randomly hit this button

PI: and it looks quite fucking hot right now

SB: I know because the "noise f*&ker" has a bioligical lock on it that will lock if he dies.

SB: You shouldn't stop this conversation because I know something about you.

PI: oh yeah

SB: Oh yeah.

SB: I know that all you want to do is kill your fucking Queen.

PI: my queen

SB: Yass, Queen.

PI: i see now

PI: are you going to be in my way

PI: or are you joining me

SB: Oh, I'm not asking to join you...

SB: I'm asking you to join me...

SB: if not a fighter, but as a general.