By: Giselle Carvente
Being in a relationship may be fun and everything but let’s be real, those in relationships wake up every morning afraid of the chance that their partner may be unfaithful to them and they wouldn’t know. Think about all those poor couples who are fighting for their life trying to satisfy their partners and keep them happy to avoid breaking up. Damn, must suck for them.
Anyway, when you’re single there’s nobody weighing you down! Think about all the pros while being single, you never have to worry about things such as sharing your clothes (yikes), consider all the financial perks, and most importantly you avoid worrying about any in-laws.
Sharing clothes with your partner may be cute and all but what if they ruin them with a stain or tear? Good luck Charlie. Sure your partner may act unbothered but in reality they’re crying and throwing up. If it was the other way around you know you’d be pretty upset too so who can blame them I guess.
Imagine dealing with in-laws? Couldn’t be those that are single and thriving. Having a husband or wife isn’t as good as it seems. Sure you can show off how good looking your partner is or how happy you are together but when you marry someone you aren’t just marrying that person, you have to include their family as well. You may like your in-laws but do they like you? I doubt it, it’s okay though that’s why you’re better off single.
In a relationship it's common courtesy to pay for your partner or take turns. But wouldn’t it be so much better to only spend on yourself? Think about all the concerts you could go to like Drake’s concert. The ticket prices for Drake’s concert are outrageous! Moment of silence for couples that want to go together to watch the icon do the infamous bbl dance. If you want to save that relationship I’ve got the perfect solution! One could go and the other gets to witness Drake through their instagram stories. Single people are on top though they don’t have to worry about saving up for another ticket or risking any relationship. Why spend money on someone who could leave you in an instant? Spoil yourself instead 😘.
Choosing to be single may be the best thing you could do for yourself. You will end up spending less money than someone in a relationship. No having to worry about getting an extravagant gift for valentines day, their birthday, or any anniversaries. Without a spouse you don’t have to carry the burden of a hurting wallet.
Have abandonment issues? You’re in luck! You will never be loved, nobody will give you affection, and it gets even better! You’ll die alone too!
In conclusion, stay single 🤷.