Spirit Week Dress Code

BREAKING NEWS

During the new spirit week that everyone partakes in, there was a new development in the dress code that left many teachers and staff members utterly appalled and gobsmacked. They felt as if they were hoodwinked because Neuwirth is meant to promote professionalism, but this dress code promotes immodesty. 11th-grade advisory teacher Mr. Bragg spoke for many when he exclaimed “What has our school become??”  ASB leader Ms. Valrie countered the teacher's feelings claiming that “the dress code doesn’t matter, no one follows it anyways so why not cater to their wants”

Below are the guidelines for the spirit week and we’ll leave it up to you to judge: