College Board Announces Controversial New AP Course
By: Leslie Alicon
We are all familiar with our routinely dull AP classes, like AP Lang, but have you ever thought of AP Lunch?! Perhaps you’re wondering, “AP Lunch? I’ve never heard about an ‘AP Lunch’!”, but it’s all true, and will soon be offered at your school! During AP Lunch, students will have to forage for their food, given this is an AP class, and create their own meals. Five-star chefs will be invited to judge them. The goal of AP Lunch is to prepare students in an event where their resources are limited while also being able to make a healthy and good quality meal.
“Oh, it’s a wonderful service to society, and to their stomachs!” told us the executive at YummyUsefulCooking for Kids™.INC, Jim Yumyan, who initially proposed this new class. AP Lunch requires students to create a weapon that can be used to hunt the birds, cats, and insects. Furthermore, students must learn how to start a fire and remove an animal's guts. They must learn how to create their own utensils and failure to produce these items will result in being cooked alive. The students will be separated from the other students in order to separate the prestigious eaters from the peasants.
AP Lunch has been a class desired by many students and the College Board recently announced the wonderful news. It’s even been confirmed by president Jermey Singer, head of the College Board. He is pleased to announce that starting next year a new AP course will be presented to students. This news has already gone viral on many social media apps, like TikTok, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
The College Board noticed that students were passing exams with too much ease in recent years, so they decided to create a class that is actually more challenging than anything any student has ever seen. “In the real world, instead of food being given to these kids, we, rightfully, sell them this food, or else they’ll just have to get it themselves. It’s an important lesson in individualism and self-accountability.” the executive added.
Some critics argue that it’s “unethical” and “unhealthy” that our students would be ravaging around like raccoons, citing sickness and heart problems; But what’s the big deal? Let the kids be raccoons, what did they do to them? The FDA says it’s illegal, but that won’t stop them from trying!
If you are interested in this incredibly educational and “healthy” course, sign up now!! @ AP LUNCH Course Survey