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By: Daniel Gonzalez Herrera
The necessity for a proper place of sanitation to dispose of defecation and urination had for the longest time been a troublesome endeavor. Since the new stone age there had been many efforts at an invention that could possibly solve this dilemma yet any and all attempts remained fruitless. The earliest signs of such contraptions date back to ancient Mesopotamia in the city of Uruk where the earliest known internal pit toilets have been found. Pit toilets, just as read, are places of defecation where the excrement is released in a pit in the ground and used for fertilization purposes. These toilets as you can imagine were not the least bit sanitary and were incredibly STINKY not to mention they were as well uncomfortable on your rump, seeing that they were made up of a wood or stone surface with a hole in the center.
In modern society with the help of early pioneers like John Harington and Alexander Cumming, a much more efficient and proper toilet came to be– the flush toilets. Flush toilets are the toilets we all are familiar with, the ones residing in the homes of most Americans and the ones we’ve collectively come to love and adore. The charmingly shaped porcelain toilets entirely revolutionized the pooping game because not only were they a huge leap in sanitation but they also proved farther adequate to be sat on in comfort.
With the progression of mankind and our gradual and eventual reliance on technology, a toilet of even greater capabilities has come to exist– smart toilets. These puppies come equipped with dual flush technology!! Meaning depending on whether you go pee or poo there is a corresponding flush to press. This system allows the appropriate amount of water to be released determining whether the waste is fluid or solid in order to prevent the unnecessary waste of water. These bright toilets even promote proper hygiene as they have built in bidets which do amazing at cleaning your hindquarters preventing any poo residue from sneakily going unseen, leaving an impeccable posterior. Toilet paper could never. And as lovely as the regular flush toilet in my home is, sometimes it can be a bit uncomfortable, especially when nobody in the house has gone in a while therefore resulting in the low temperature of the seat which is never a pleasant sensation for your tush. Smart toilets counter this problem with their seat warming technology which fully accommodates personal preference. Moreover, smart toilets as well come with fully automatic flush and seat lift technology - perfect for lazy bastards.
These superior toilets, mainly popular in Japan, may even soon be able to write your class assignments for you.
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