LeChoke

Editor's Note: The following story was written BEFORE The Los Angeles Lakers were swept by Denver Nuggets in the NBA Western Conference Finals. Game 4 was more of the same as LeBron, AD, and company couldn't do enough to stop Jokic, Murray, and the Nuggets from advacing to The NBA Finals.

It’s a bad day in Gotham now that it is clear that the Joker will win. Old man Lebron is on his 20th season, it’s no wonder that the Lakers can’t be carried by him. The Joker packed up LeBron and his goons in Denver and now he’s getting destroyed in his own home. 

Game 3 was wild because they gave Jokic his 4th foul for hitting a ghost and even after review, the call wasn’t revoked. The refs doing the most just to try and make sure their little pookie bear LeBron can win. They made Jokic sit out on foul trouble and the Lakers still couldn’t capitalize. In the last series, LeBron may have been a bear, but in this series, he's gotta be hibernating, it wasn't even taco Tuesday yet. But I guess it is hard because Jokic is just a Serbian demon on offense. It’s also hard when you have people like AD guarding him as if he’s gonna put a hand up. The Lakers are S tier frauds. The Nuggets aren’t even a powerhouse when it comes to defending. DLO out there going 8 points  4-11, shooting stat almost looks like a national tragedy he even had the gall to go out there in the post-game interview looking like somebody’s auntie. They need Reaves to coach him or something because he’s at least hitting a consistent 20 points per game. 

LeBron may have been the king, he may even have his own Fortnite skin, but he is not that guy anymore. King James once said he wants to stay in the league until he’s able to play with Bronny but by the looks of it, they might need to learn Chinese because that's the only league they’ll be able to play in. To be honest they’re just falling short in these games. LeBron's Old ass looks like he’s giving out at the end of these games like he just went out and ran from Denver to LA. He’s also delusional - gotta be the dementia or something - because he kept on shooting for 3s in game 2 and just kept hitting the backboard. Made the hoop rattle more than he hit his layups. All in all, the Denver chicken nuggets took this series with ease, LeBron needa find that elixir of life if he tryna play with Bronny, and DLO gonna join Dillion Brooks on the Shanghai Hi Tigers.