Caitlyn Jenner Did It

By: Hannah Highberger

Many PV eighth graders are learning about the infamous O.J. Simpson case. We have the real culprit here, Caitlyn Jenner, who at the time was going by Bruce Jenner. There are many signs that point to Caitlyn, but we will be revealing the big three. Number one, Caitlyn was at Nicole’s house two days before, because Nicole was a friend of her previous wife Kris, who was a previous wife of Robert Kardashian. Allegedly at one point Simpson told Nicole he could kill her and get away with it because he’s O.J. Simpson. All of this was revealed in her memior, The Secrets of My Life. Reason number two, Caitlyn Jenner has never revealed her blood type. “Zero percent bad blood,” (Caitlyn Jenner). There was a lot of blood at the crime scene, maybe Caitlyn doesn’t want to reveal her blood type so she can’t be connected to the murder. Reason number three, Caitlyn Jenner has extremely large feet and they are a close match to the footprints found at the crime scene. According to Page Six, Caitlyn Jenner’s feet are a size 13 or 14. And according to the New York Times, the footprint’s found at the crime scene were around a size 12. Connected to this Caitlyn Jenner is allegedly getting foot surgery to recuce the size of her foot, according to Radar Online. Why would Caitlyn need to change her foot size? In closing Caitlyn Jenner should be considered a suspect in the case.