Which team is better: Red team or White team?
To answer this question, this article will consider four angles: which team is most likely to survive during a zombie apocalypse, which team has the most GOATED (Greatest Of All Times) teachers, which team is most likely to win a math competition, and which team has the most team spirit. Show your team spirit by reading this page and deciding the answers for yourself!
To begin our debate, we have Emma (White team) who believes that Red team is more likely to survive a zombie apocalypse because “They’re meaner and more savage than the White team. . . Red team would actually physically beat up zombies, whereas White team would trash talk.” Lucas R. (Red team) agrees that Red team would win since they “Have all the short people, they can outrun the zombies.” Lila (White team) disagrees and provides an opposing opinion stating, “The team most likely to survive in a zombie apocalypse would be White team, because of our flawless teamwork.” Marina (Red team) agrees with this dissenting opinion, adding, “The whole basketball team is there, and their overall condition would make them be better in running and stuff.” To sum these differing opinions up, people overall believe that the White team would survive because of their flawless teamwork and overall condition, while the Red team would survive because of their savageness and short people.
For the GOATED teachers argument, individuals from both teams mentioned Mr. Belote (Red team) as the most GOATED GOAT (Mr. Belote if you’re reading this, I didn’t tell them to… they just did!). White team members Ania and Lila mentioned Ms. Badalamenti and Mr. Coady as their team’s GOATS. Maggie A. from Red team also added that White team teacher Mr. West also has GOAT status. On a slightly irrelevant note, Lila mentioned that White team has the most teachers with goatees, listing that Mr. Snyder, Mr. Murray, and maybe Mr. Raderman all have them, and that this was also important to note.
While it’s hard to determine which team is most likely to win a math competition, it is important to note that Red team has both Mr. Sorge and Ms. Parisi. This is a fairly big advantage noticed by Marina who confidently stated, “Team math competition? That is easy. Red team has Mr. Sorge, so not even a question.” Not mentioning that both math teachers are on Red team, Emma from White team said, “White team is more likely to win a math competition because we’re smarter, clearly.” Lila commented on this matter by stating, “The most likely to win a maths competition might just be Red team, because they have gotten really good at counting all the times they’ve lost.” That hurt, so it's time to end that discussion.
In conclusion, both teams are great. They each have their strengths and weaknesses, even though only one team has Mr. Belote. Do what you will with the knowledge you have gained from reading this article, and be sure to bring your team spirit to the next Red-and-White Games. As always, go Red team!!!
Sarah Crittenden
Editor's note: GO WHITE TEAM!!!!