Intro

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It's July 28th, 2009! Welcome one and all to the real Black Hat Briefings. Live
from the underground, coming right at you free of charge. You don't have to pay
to come, and you don't get paid to be featured. Presented by real blackhats,
this is a must-see event!

This is a big one. We hacked notable whitehats Kevin Mitnick, Dan Kaminsky, and
Julien Tinnes, among others. We continued the skiddie holocaust with darkmindz,
elitehackers, hak5, binrev, and blackhat-forums. Along the way we created mass
mayhem. There are more rm's in this zine than you can count on a hand. Just from
targets shown here we collected about 75,000 passwords. Passes, not hashes. If
you are reading this, then your browser probably did not crash, so you know we
couldn't include all of our passwords, let alone hashes. The first version of
this was ten times the size of ZF04.

> lol yeah I'm gonna have to trim
> and by "trim" I mean "remove everything"

Let's get warmed up with the first song from the zf05 mix tape, Search & Destroy
by classic Iggy Pop. Look for the rest of the songs in the article headers.

                   ~ I'm a street walking cheetah
                   with a hide full of napalm
                   I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb
                   I am a world's forgotten boy
                   The one who searches and destroys
                   Honey gotta help me please
                   Somebody gotta save my soul
                   Baby detonate for me
                   Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology
                   Ain't got time to make no apology
                   Soul radiation in the dead of night
                   Love in the middle of a fire fight
                   Honey gotta strike me blind
                   Somebody gotta save my soul
                   Baby penetrate my mind
                   And I'm the world's forgotten boy
                   The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy
                   And honey I'm the world's forgotten boy
                   The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy ~

 

                              Are you ready?

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