The Sexual Adventures of Jude Law
(AKA the random drunken waffle of Lee Hynes)

My name is Lee Hynes.

Hynes, like the Bynes.

My Auntie (who is assistant manager at Bon Marche), tells me that I look like the famous movie star Jude Law.

To further establish links with this movie star, I have been asked to document his life in a series of short stories. If you click the links below, then you can read them. It is highly reccomended that you obtain some tissues before clicking the links.

Episode 1. Hello