P.R. Maccistan Golf Society
 

Hi there.

I'm Nick Faldo & I am a very sexual person. If you are a lady, I will caress your naked body like a slightly damp serpent on a velvet cushion.

If you are a man, I will blow in your ear as gently as the mediterranean breeze on a summer evening.

 

The Peoples Republic of Maccistan Golf Society is an elite band of golfers with tight, masculine bodies. If you are interested in joining the society, then please e-mail me some naked photos of yourself.