Vice-President of Finance
* Performance Crew Member 2009-Present
* VP Human Resources 2010-2011
* President of WU-SLam 2011-2012
Adam Segal is a bona fide bro from Denver Colorado. He only writes about topics that are important to him, such as the impending zombie apocalypse. He has really small hands. When not poeming, Adam plays frisbee, goes on walks, struggles to learn Arabic, and generally does anything a dog would do. His favorite poet right now is Gabrielle Calvocoressi because she rocks.