Here's the top news stories in my opinion...

December 12th.

Fossils found of a tank-like monster. Crunchy on the inside - Chunky Armadillos.

Russia continues phoney war against Britain . When you can't bash America get the next best thing.

We can ban swords but America cannot ban guns even after three major shooting sprees in one week.

Will Fabio Capello become the new England manager? He looks like a damn good choice.

Yay the Japanese government are to create a foreign register for all foreigners in Japan to go along with the Foreign Alien Register, Alien Register Cards, Fingerprinting and Iris scanning of all foreigners entering Japan etc... what next? tracker tags?