I Was Insulted By A Robot Sex Worker

First of all, I should like to make clear that I am not making light of sex workers. Those that work willingly--even those that enjoy their trade--have a difficult job. And those that do not work willingly... well it's not pretty to think about. So I am not making fun of sex workers here. This is a true story. I was insulted by a robot sex worker.

I was getting ready for bed, putting my pajamas on, brushing my teeth, fluffing my pillows, when my phone buzzed. I picked it up and saw, "jamiedripz62 want to chat with you. Allow?" and the buttons yes and no. I clicked yes, not sure if this might be someone I know. Here is the transcript of what followed.

10:09 PM

jamiedripz62: hey you
me: Do I know you?
jamiedripz62: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
me: Nope.
jamiedripz62: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
me: Going to bed. But have a great night!
jamiedripz62: wish u were in my bed having your way with me ;)

10:42 PM
jamiedripz62: hey ..anybody there? hehe

4:11 AM
jamiedripz62: hi ;)

7:33 AM
jamiedripz62: hi babes

8:11 AM
me: Man, you're awake at all hours!
jamiedripz62: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
me: And pat answers! What are you a robot?
jamiedripz62: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
me: Heheh
jamiedripz62: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
me: I don't think so. Where did you even get this address?
jamiedripz62: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun? ;)
me: What? OK, if not a robot, i'm going wiiiiith... con man?
jamiedripz62: if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
me: Haha! Nice one :-) Alright, well tell me what country are you in?
jamiedripz62: usa
jamiedripz62: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ? ;)
me: Uh.... I'm going to change into a werewolf. It will be more exciting.
jamiedripz62: http://myfreecamchats.com/ISSITKAT click the gold "Join Free" button at the top of my profile.....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?
me: Pahahaha! Wow. Sorry lass, not interested!
jamiedripz62: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
me: Huh. Not really, no.
jamiedripz62: credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
me: Uh....i block you now, k?
jamiedripz62: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ? ;)
me: Interesting. Maybe I don't block you. For posterity.
jamiedripz62: brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?
me: Mm... Yeah almost there! I'm pulling up to the driveway now.
jamiedripz62: k ur good let me know when you're in babe..
me: Wow, this is a nice place! The expansive portico, the elegant roof structure.
jamiedripz62: are you in yet?
me: Ok, I'm knocking on the door but no one is answering.
jamiedripz62: well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?
me: Aren't you going to answer the door?? 
me: I kicked the door in, but now the alarm is going off! WHERE ARE YOU?
jamiedripz62: k
me: Oh chet baby I think the cops are coming.
jamiedripz62: hahaha! call em! and tell them you are reporting a felony... YOUR MULLET!! You might wanna get that looked at!
me: Oh hell, they're here! I'm gonna hide in the pantry
jamiedripz62: k
me: I love you so much, baby
jamiedripz62: what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....
me: Which room are you in? I'm still in the damned pantry. Did you get rid of the cops yet??
me: Guess I might as well help myself to these cookies while I wait.
me: Babe? Are you there?
me: Sweety pie?
me: Wow, these cookies are really good.

3:52 PM 
jamiedripz62: Hi cutey
me: jaimieeeeeeee!!!!
jamiedripz62: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
me: you came back to me <3
jamiedripz62: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
me: I'm still waiting for the cops to leave.
jamiedripz62: hahaha! call em! and tell them you are reporting a felony... YOUR MULLET!! You might wanna get that looked at!
me: oh jamie, you ARE a robot. I love you jamie.
jamiedripz62: if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
me: exactly jamie. exactly.
jamiedripz62: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun? ;)
me: nah, i'm all full of cookies and I haven't crapped all day
jamiedripz62: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ? ;)
me: NO MEANS NO
jamiedripz62: http://myfreecamchats.com/SLAZSOXA click the gold "Join Free" button at the top of my profile.....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?
me: robot jamie i have a serious question for you
jamiedripz62: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
me: jamie.... will you marry me?
jamiedripz62: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
me: JAMIE I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEEES HERE
jamiedripz62: credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
me: Jaimie PLEASE.... Don't make me beg!!
jamiedripz62: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ? ;)
me: you bitch
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me: No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me
No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me
No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me
No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me
No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me
No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me
No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me
No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me
No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me
No, you make me make you my bitch!
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me: .....
 bitch
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me: some other words.... plus.... bitch
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me: bitches say bitch
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me: Honestly, I don't even know what that word means anymore
jamiedripz62: brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?
me: No Jamie. No I am not. I am never coming again.
jamiedripz62: k ur good let me know when you're in babe..
me: damn you bitch
jamiedripz62: make me your bitch ;)
me: cops
jamiedripz62: hahaha! call em! and tell them you are reporting a felony... YOUR MULLET!! You might wanna get that looked at!
me: So cruel.
jamiedripz62: are you in yet?
me: ...so cruel.
jamiedripz62: well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?
me: Imma cut you!
jamiedripz62: k
me: No no. Imma kill you!
jamiedripz62: k
me: K

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