"The le Touquet page" is entirley dedicated to "Le Boeuf" The rides resident pedalling Doctor "Ian Anderson", any questions regarding bunions, saddle sores , directions to le touquet, mouth ulcers and septic discharge should be posted here.
The Ox operates (not literally) in his own time zone, known internationally as IAT (Ian Anderson Time), which is GMT + 22 minutes. There is a common misconception that this is because he cannot work out how to change the time on his watch. The real reason is due to his immense power output. The Ox generates so much power that it causes him to fluctuate between different dimensions of space and time. If you watch him closely out of the corner of your eye you will perceive that he flickers continuously.
Dr Winston the tashy bloke of the telly says "Gosh i honestly dont believe it,that one had me flumoxed"
The Wobblers' eldest now attends the school where he is occasionally forced to dress up as a girl and balance a hot buttered crumpet between his butt cheeks.
The Dolly, no match for the Ox!!
The Avro lancanster Bomber, the might of the briitish air force not only being powered by four most wonderful rolls royce merlin 12 cyliner engines has one enourmous payload..Its huge proportions and its ability to let such an emourmous load off , has been the envy of the hun for many years... whilst the Krauts have there little doodl;e bugs us brits can be proud of our big thursting bomber with its big load dropping capacity.chocks away charle , its time for tea at jerrys seee you at dollys for supper and whorelicks
PIcs of the doc
The 3rd picture clearly shows Kevin having his electrotherapy treatment.
picture c/o muppet labs.
Dr Ian And Kev in Action As Below
More OX Facts
The actual animal known as the Ox was named after Ian "The OX" Anderson in 3500 BC.
The Ox auditioned for the part of 1978 series of The Incredible Hulk but lost out in an arm wrestle to Lou Ferrigno who went on to take the part. It's thought the Ox actually let Lou win because he is allergic to green body paint. He managed to keep this a secret until he appeared on the Pink Windmill Show in 1984. After an altercation with Grotbags he came out in a nasty rash.