Why is Lipstick Red?

The Bus
07-10-07, 11:19 AM
That has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

No, that's actually right. I forgot that cleavage was supposed to remind you of a buttocks. I stand corrected.

Another tidbit: Why is lipstick red? Why do we value glossy, red lips?

Supposedly, it is because it reminds us of labia after sex.