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Ask Grunderson about Vigore and Jarl. Apparently they're holed up in The Rat's Nest, despite the fact that it is CRAWLING with Lone Star.
And wow, this is one of the rare occasions where returning to your starting location actually yields some results in the end game. Go figure.
Oh shit, the map... Looks like we're too late.
Maybe it was all that stupid ass TALKING!
I would love to rick roll Harlequin. This guy needs to lighten the hell up.
And again, with all the talking and the made up sense of urgency.
Prepare for the final battle, now? Assemble my final team? Are you SURE!?
To think we could've gotten to this like 3 hours ago.
A few more runs to raise some karma. Caleb Brightmore's Matrix Runs do the best for karma building.
*starts doing runs for a few hours*
Here is the final stats page for all of my characters. Now let's do this!
LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!
Yes. It is time for the final battle.
Okay, he's going to take us to Ellisia's Tomb... So everybody, hold on to your butts...
Quickly gun down the 6 person team of... Well, unsure who they are, but murder them anyway.
Also, remind me again why Harlequin couldn't send any flesh and blood elves along for this trip, since it is so damned important to them?
Frank Castle, warrior of justice. Just call him... The Punisher.
Because there's just too much, dead bodies, inside the tomb...
IT'S A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL!
Not only that, but he was force-choking me to death.
It's about to get real all up in here...
[Editor's Note: Take note of the magically disappearing red fez...]
Okay, we've got Thon and his Vigore and Jarl buddies... Let's waste 'em!
*is getting his ass beat by magic attacks in the meantime*
If only I had Jake Armitage around to beat this guy to a pulp.
Or, in leui of Jake Armitage... A dragon would suffice.
And this is why you don't deal with dragons, kids... He is owning the end boss WITH HIS MIND.
[Editor's Note: The game designers missed a magical moment to include a kool-aid man "OH YEAH!" as Licourtrix slams head first through the wall.]
Awesome, Licoutrix to the rescue! The only worthwhile person to assist you this entire game.
Though, you want me to seal him in here... With all the highly powerful magical artifacts? Okay, if you say so...
That's right, you bastard. Eat lead and enjoy your orichalum tomb.
*steals a 5 pound block of it so he never has to work again*
[Editor's Note: Seriously, this stuff is worth a fortune, IIRC.]
Really? That's it?
What a shi-... Well, more like typical... Ending.
Well him shooting the logo across the screen was moderately cool. I do admit that. But still... A weak ending.
THE END
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