"For All the Rumors Behind the News"

A Series of Innocuous Blogs for Vainglorious Edification.

"Real News" is a new feature on Vane Attempt. What we strive to bring you is a new perspective on world news. It is light hearted, fun, a little irreverent but filled with love. We hope you'll take a moment to follow our links to discover the stories and articles that you'll never see in your mainstream or off-stream press. "Real News. "

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Onion News Network: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Election Results

Reuters Oddly Enough: And Finally, Interrogation Vacation

Reuters Oddly Enough: And Finally, New Dance Craze

 There is a difference between a stand up comic and a social satirist. The stand up comic makes you laugh. The social satirist, e.g. Mark Twain, Will Rogers, makes you laugh and think while you're at it. George Carlin has been a prime example of this for thirty five years and demonstrates so in this commentary on the state of our planet Earth. In our opinion this is good news.

George Carlin: The Planet Is Fine