Hello, Consumers!

Molly Ringworm here to tell you about a brand new phenomenon: The Pocket Postmodernist™. I bought mine last week and, quite frankly, it’s amazing. I don’t know how I survived so long without it. It’s the company’s most popular model and answers to the name “Baby Baudrillard™”. At just two inches tall, it fits snugly into my handbag or pocket and can walk and talk just like the real thing. However, the toy’s most impressive feature is its ephemerality. The moment you tire of its incomprehensible ramblings, it will simply disappear up its own arsehole and leave you free to consume the next intellectual fad. Like I say, just like the real thing. So go on, do yourself a favor, buy a Pocket Postmodernist™ today and watch all your hopes for a free society go up in a simulacrum of smoke.

 The pdf  file with pictures and captions is attached below

apio ludd,
Mar 24, 2010, 9:24 PM