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Truyện cười tiếng anh
Money And Friends

"Since he lost his money, half his friends don't know him any more" "And the other half ?" "They don't know yet that has lost it"

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Father Wants To Go To Bed

Next-door Neighbor's Little Boy : "Father say could you lend him your cassette player for tonight ?" Heavy - Metal Enthusiast : "Have you a party on ?"

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The River Isn't Deep

A stranger on horse back came to a river with which he was unfamiliar. The traveller asked a youngster if it was deep. "No", replied the boy, and the rider started to cross, but soon found that he and his horse had to swim for their lives.

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My Daughter's Music Lessons

"My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me ?" "How is that ?" "They enabled me to buy the neighbors' houses at half price".

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A Policeman And A Reporter

Country Policeman (at the scene of murder) : "You can't come in here" Reporter : "But I've been sent to do the murder" Country Policeman : "Well, you're too late; the murder's been done".

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Faithfull

After having died, a couple souls flied to the heaven gate, St.Pierre opened the door and informed that for one time of unfaithfulness to each other in their life they will be prod by a needle. After being prod 5 times, the wife turned to ST.Poerre and asked: “Where is my husband?”

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Wisdom teeth

Wisdom teeth One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.

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Elevator

A village boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again. The boy asked his father, “ What is this father?”

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Dummy husband

Một người đàn ông hỏi vợ:”Nếu em có thể được mọi thứ trên thế giới trong một ngày, em sẽ muốn gì?” “Em muốn trở lại như hồi sáu,” nàng đáp.

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I have to show her

Everybody's heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security,super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room

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