Trial and Failure

Where Failure and Funny Meet!

Where the definition of "fail" isn't enough.

Where God is the co-editor.

Where facepalms reign supreme.

Where we sell cars for gas money.

Where repetition is okay.

Where stupidity is the norm.

Where society can shove it.

Where paper cuts require medical attention.

Where 'E's are 3's.

Where it's okay to get angry.

Where tempers are short, but intelligence is shorter.

Where the chicken came before the egg.

Where the middle finger is a sign of love.

Where morals come next.

Where repetition is okay.

Where walking away is the next best thing.

Where it goes in one ear and out the other.

Where stuff happens first.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the truth is questionable.

Where maturity is shunned.

Where grammar goes for a walk and doesn't come back.

Where your refrigerator is running to.

Where repetition is okay.

Where "life and death" meets "I'll do it later".

Where it's a hobby; guaranteed.

Where logic rots and ignorance gorges itself.

Where stuff happens.

Where repetition is okay.

Where "he" and "she" describe fruit bats.

Where we're live- even after I die.

Where the square root of pi is another slice.

Where the only valid topic is a topic.

Where "achievement" and "did not fail" are equal.

Where literally is the only interpenetration.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it doesn't need to make sense.

Where reagfuihrawe8buyherwq58734.

Where currency is affordable with interest.

Where pumpkin pie is served all summer.

Where a fruit snack is Thanksgiving dinner.

Where repetition is okay.

Where I can bold without tags.

Where the only brand name is on your cow.

Where you go when you're not really working.

Where "control freak" is a good thing.

Where it's not fair. Unfortunately.

Where bad jokes are hilarious.

Where I laugh at you. And me. And him.

Where 'L's are 1's.

Where "3" goes under the blue line.

Where "1" is more stout than I would prefer.

Where it doesn't matter what I prefer.

Where repetition is okay.

Where "two-bit" is an understatement.

Where I type on a thing.

Where there are only nine pins.

Where the eight ball is lavender.

Where the infinite monkey theorem is yes.

Where repetition is okay.

Where division is a sin.

Where hilarity is a priority.

Where Mr. Schedule meets Mrs. Trash Can.

Where you can't tell if I'm lying, but you trust me anyway.

Where fame is fleeting.

Where repetition is okay.

Where you have work for understanding.

Where gray matter is on recall.

Where the teapot calls the kettle yellow.

Where it's probably not wireless.

Where extremities are expendable.

Where repetition is okay.

Where I don't monitor the security cameras.

Where the idea is full of holes.

Where the president points to.

Where the buttons are pushed.

Where repetition is okay.

Where, who, what, when, why.

Where it's extra crunchy.

Where you shouldn't use the toilet.

Where it happens.

Where I get paid nothing for doing something.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it's under the pillow.

Where with great power comes failure.

Where it's not not funny.

Where "derogatory" is a peace offering.

Where hydrogen meets matchbook.

Where you won't find a date.

Where deadlines mean nothing.

Where repetition is okay.

Where your tax money goes.

Where your princess is in another castle.

Where "disposable" means "keep refrigerated".

Where the below statement is true.

Where the above statement is false.

Where kiwis flock to.

Where it's not perfect.

Where repetition is okay.

Where your time is non-refundable.

Where I'm my own boss.

Where coworkers are an idea.

Where my boss is a jerk.

Where I have air freshener for instinct.

Ubi Nescio quid sum dicit.

Where less is less.

Where repetition is okay.

Where a bird in the hand is worth two with George Bush.

Where it's worth overdoing.

Where it's an understatement.

Where your conclusions jump to.

Where some things are better left unsaid.

Where

Where repetition is okay.

Where it probably doesn't matter.

Where the "cutting edge" is really quite dull.

Where the extra mile leads down a cliff. And into a volcano.

Where being bilingual only gets you one prize.

Where the hints are subtle.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it's the answer.

Where most are intolerant.

Where dishwater is like sweet mocha.

Where sweet mocha is like dishwater.

Where a² + b² = a(b)².

Where Newton would vomit.

Where it's under the carpet.

Where I have a dream- and nobody cares.

Where repetition is okay.

Where there's no guarantees- guaranteed.

Where contradiction is the sincerest form of flattery.

Where the mouse dreads cheese.

Where it's probably not as healthy as it should be.

Where it's ugly head goes when it hides from everyone else.

Where it's the ugly head.

Where stupidity is such sweet sorrow.

Where word games are fun.

Where it crosses the line.

Where it overshoots the target.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the same boat sinks.

Where you're probably off better with rags.

Where it knowledge calls in sick.

Where common sense orders take-out.

Where you should press the red 'x'.

Where viruses don't bother.

Where it has no life.

Where contractions lack apostrophes.

Where the only sign of life is excrement.

Where the Devil is cautious.

Where it's on thin ice.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the ozone layer goes.

Where the Far Side connects.

Where imagination is a virtue and a curse.

Where the cure is gray matter.

Where it's an empty palette.

Where it's of epic proportions.

Where "hippocampus" is not considered a word by spell-check.

Where Lady Gaga is an actual baby.

Where it repeats itself. Where it repeats itself.

Where you most expect it.

Where repetition is okay.

Where you least expect it.

Where it's totally intentional.

Where articles are bomb.

Where you probably don't get it.

Where I probably don't get it.

Where there's no manual.

Where the brakes are faulty.

Whare I miss some things.

Where you don't need a brain.

Where it's blatant.

Where you become stupid.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it doesn't shower.

Where the batteries are included.

Where a stick of dynamite will do just fine.

Where you consult the misters.

Where it doesn't have commas on the pages articles rants slogans or slogans.

Where repetition is okay.

Where I input manually.

Where it's in between a rock and a mattress filled with rocks.

Where it doesn't follow.

Where submission  comes naturally.

Where there aren't any innuendos.

where capitalization is not always necessary.

Where you draw a blank, and I draw a bullet.

Where you need to say it out loud.

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Where you rotate the box.

Where the bottom side goes on top.

Where repetition is okay.

Where I can read your mind.

Where you should probably E-Mail me with whatever's on your mind.

Where trolls frolic because the lambs are scared.

Where it's a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Where mob mentality is the only mentality.

Where there's only one font.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it's not entirely true.

Where normality is equal to...something.

Where I forget things occasionally.

Where the concentration is unholy.

Where repetition is okay.

Where repetition is okay.

Where repetition is okay.

Where repetition is okay.

Where there is no shame.

Where hate knows only a little bounds.

Where it screws up.

Where it breaks the pattern.

Where restoration can't be quick enough.

Where there's only negative one pieces.

Where you get tired eventually.

Where I never suggest anything.

Where you go when you get in the white van.

Where the pillow is fruity.

Where the vultures don't bother.

Where repetition is okay.

Where there's a sign.

Where it's that time again.

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Where the fruit has feathers.

Where the gift horse stares at your mouth.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the aura is a mixture of black and not black.

Where my level 19 paladin defeats your level 35 ogre.

Where the CD is covered in toothpaste.

Where you don't go for insurance.

Where car salesman repent.

Where I can restate the same thing over and over again.

Where, over and over again, I can restate the same thing.

Where the same thing I can restate over and over again.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the market crashes.

Where history repeats itself.

Where I hit you on the head with a nail.

Where the script is stupid.

Where it's a dime a dozen.

Where a leopard can change it spots.

Where I cite myself.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the bacon brings home the cat.

Where it's half empty.

Where a drop in the bucket can save an entire village.

Where government protected.

Where it strikes a nerve.

Where "DC" stands for "Dakota Central".

Where the answer is right in front of you.

Where the answer is right under your nose.

Where the answer is tantalizingly close.

Where you'd have to be a moron to not see the answer.

Where the answer is pending.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it's made of goat. Wool.

Where it's fiber-free.

Where the toilet doesn't need to flush.

Where it's sickening.

Where repetition is okay.

Where nerds come to have fun.

Where I'm a nerd, and proud of it.

Where pride is a sin.

Where sinning is good.

Where contradiction is bad.

Where bad is good.

Where good is bad.

Where it's confusing.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it's never clear.

Where the check is blank.

Where everyone needs a Twitter.

Where the dog barks up the right tree.

Where I even though I walk through the Uncanny Valley of shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.

Where the animation stinks.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it's in the key of 'H'.

Where stocks are up.

Where there were three.

Where it tires.

Where the marathon never ends.

Where the caps lock key is stuck.

Where Sticky Keys pop up after just one click.

Where there's two columns max.

Where I'm an idiot.

Where you're an idiot.

Where I'm a genius.

Where the virus spreads.

Where you have to burn the rope.

Where the iPad can actually be used for something.

Where it's ambiguous.

Where the grey gray I hate custom.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it's wonderfully absorbent.

Where I almost never lie about the truth.

Where the the river dries up.

Where the sidewalk ends.

Where the Earth is flat.

Where it's peanut butter-jelly-time.

Where it's hammer time.

Where I have subpages.

Where the printed word means less than my mother.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the chips are down.

Where Captain Obvious resides.

Where it's fancy.

Where a penny saved is worth two in the bush.

Where it's bi-winning.

Where a house divided against itself stands tall.

Where it's classy.

Where your guess it as good as nine.

Where the news comes last and the weather comes later.

Where repetition is okay.

Where I have an axe to find to grind.

Where alliteration is almost always appreciated anyway.

Where I cry over spilled milk.

Where the cat days are cold.

Where the first step is a doozy.

Where one is left speechless.

Usually.

Where repetition is okay.

Where it's inverted.

Where you push the yellow button.

Where gambling is a wise business investment.

Where you gotta catch 'em all.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the driving age is three.

Where Madagascar just won't die.

Where I put the last straw in my drink.

Where repetition is okay.

Where you can't breath easy.

Where you can't do what you don't want to do if you don't do what you want.

Where infinity is the starting line.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the puppies nuzzle.

Where the guinea pigs devour the peanut gallery.

Where sentence fragment.

Where the math book has all the answers.

Where I really don't look up "idiom" on Google.

Where Oxy is a moron.

Where I LOL out loud.

Where I ROFL on the floor.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the speakers blare.

Where I need a blog. Srsly.

Where I have over twenty hits.

Where you kick the bucket and the water spills.

Where you bite the dust and cough.

Where

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Where Chuck Norris fai-

Where the Rattata is in the top percentile.

Where I like shorts.

Where wild animals are returned to the wild.

Where repetition is okay.

Where I'm loving it.

Where you know when it's real.

Where you have it your way or the highway.

Where I have a "condition".

Where the 'enter' key is apparently called 'return'.

Where it's 99 o' clock.

Where Fred has hit puberty.

Where Reddit fails.

Where I ask for money.

Where repetition is okay.

Where I live in a pineapple slightly above ocean level.

Where the terriers are Yorkshire.

Where chocolate is delectable.

Wherethespacebarisjammed.

Where the abominable snowman and the Loch Ness Monster hang out.

Where Dracula mourns.

Where there's no place for product placement.

Where Coca Cola is sure to freshen up your day! Yum!

Where puppy-pokers are born.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the Christmas tree goes up each November.

Where cats chase dogs.

Where the Star Wars kid has an occupation.

Where the Numa Numa guy is the Star Wars kid's father.

Where the endgame is game-breaking.

Where repetition is okay.

Where you just lost the game.

Where I just lost the game.

Where the road came before the chicken and the egg.

Where the sky falls.

Where the ozone layer goes.

Where Al Gore might not be crazy.

Where it all started in late 2010.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the wire frays.

Where it's 3:59 when I wrote this.

Where I say "wrote" even though I type it.

Where you put the lime in the coconut.

Where Megan Fox lives with Dick Wolf.

Where Homer Simpson wrote "The Iliad".

Where Rebecca Black's got talent.

Where the paper gets shredded.

Where repetition is okay.

Where the format changes.

Where there is no left lane.

Where the fridge has no light.

Where it smells like death and love.

Where repetition is okay.

Where you go blind from the noise.

Where it's a megabyte less.

Where when life gives you lemons, you make ginger ale.

Where the world is wonderful, but the people aren't.

Where he who fails first falls.

Where a zebra is smarter than a sage.

Where repetition is okay.
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