Unofficial Office  Scripts and Reviews


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Due to a drop in readership and an ever expanding workload, Unofficial Office Scripts and Reviews will be on hiatus for the foreseeable future.  Thank you for your support and feel free to check the copious pages of archives.

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Special thanks to:

Jimmy, Drew, Soadie, Pac Man, Reisling, Borfin, John, Aranda, Chessty, Conor, Jordan, and Ryan

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These are speculative scripts are meant solely for the enjoyment of Office fans everywhere.  Please do NOT move or duplicate these scripts anywhere else without consent from the writers.

(C) June 1, 2007