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You know you're a dog person when.....


You like people who like your dog and despise people who don't.

You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

Your dog is the star of you web site.

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 My hubby sent me this, and I thought it was cute..

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 
 
Blaming your farts on me.....

not funny... not funny at all !!!


Yelling at me for barking.

I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG


Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!


Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff

up when you're not home.


The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what

a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip,'
then acting surprised when I freak

out every time we go back!


Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?


How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous!

Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!

You don't see ME picking up YOUR poop do you?

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"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
-- Penny Ward Moser


"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings