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TODAYS FACT

1.BIG HOUSE BUT SMALL FAMILY

2.MORE DEGREES BUT LESS COMMONSENSE

3.ADVANCE MEDICINE BUT POOR HEALTH

4.TOUCHED MOON BUT NEIGHBOUR UNTOUCHED


ZINDAGI TO BAS EK RANGEEN KITAAB HAI

FARQ HAI TO BAS ITNA

KOI

HAR PANNE KO DIL SE PADH RAHA HAI

AUR KOI

BAS PANNE PALAT RAHA HAI

  • Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
    It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
    WIFE satys No, it means -
    With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG)  
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  • PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
    MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu  
  • MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
    MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
  • MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
    GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
  • Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
    tongue.?
    Santa: Very long!
  • Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar.... karan
  • Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
  • ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
    agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
    haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
    aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
    pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
  • Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
    Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai
  • Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
    Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'
  • 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
  • Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai....
  • Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
    Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
    Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
    Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?
  • 1 sardar 2 another sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon para;sardar replied;yaar meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir gye thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara saari
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  • Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
    Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..

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