The Stormwind Times


 "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time" - L. R. B.

Edition V

[January 3, 2009]

Newspaper Restored

The Stormwind Times Back With New Staff

   On August 16, day after the fourth edition of the Stormwind Times was published, an explosion was heard in the small Cathedral Square office where the journalists and editors were gathered for a meeting. Six persons died on the spot. Another three who were not present were later found at the bottom of the Stormwind Canals. Two days ago, the Royal Intelligence Agency arrested the men responsible for the crime. It appears the terrorists were part of the group that organized the assassination of Duke Leomir Lionheart that was covered in the August 15 edition.

   With the thugs safely arrested and due for execution in one week, a new sponsor for the newspaper was found and new journalists hired. We look forward to great future editions. Special thanks to Benedict Richmond and the Wrynn Royal Regiment who volunteered to help maintain the newspaper financially; and to the Royal Intelligence Agency that is to help secure our new writers from future assaults and guard the freedom of speech.

   We expect that the next, sixth, edition will be of much higher quality as well as a bit thicker than this re-opening one.

Aberforth Mattucci

Main Editor

 

Announcement Board

  • Edition VI coming out in February.
  • Looking for apprentice journalists to work for the Times. Especially wanted someone who can help restore "Azeroth Drama" section with well-written, interesting fictional, or true, stories.
  • Please, mail us reader responses. Send them to Aberforth and they can be published in the next edition.
  • Anyone is welcome to  ((e-mail us at RavenholdtLeague@gmail.com)) to have an article published in the Times or contact Aberforth.
  • The Spirit of Stormwind is the single greatest tavern in Azeroth! Great drinks, place, and most importantly people! Located in the Dwarven District of Stormwind City. For more information, contact Nealyn. Sponsored by: The Wrynn Royal Regiment.
  • If you know an important member of the society (religious, governmental, reformer) maybe you should consider bringing it to our attention to have an interview with them printed in the Times?  ((e-mail us at RavenholdtLeague@gmail.com or contact Aberforth in-game)).
  • Looking for sources to bring us news (e-mail to RavenholdtLeague@gmail.com) and/or pictures made by gnomish photography devices ((screenshots)) of interesting current events ((on Ravenholdt realm only)).
  • Donations (in-game) are welcome! Benefactors will be recognized in the paper (if they wish so) and will be granted honorary privileges with the Times team. Send donations to Aberforth.
  • ((Your announcements and/or commercials can be here for an in-game fee! You can leave messages to your friends or simply comments you'd like to share with people as well as commercials for your guild or organization. Contact Aberforth or e-mail us at RavenholdtLeague@gmail.com)).

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