Discography





    "The Unscrupulous Fishmonger's Daughter"

All songs ©2007 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. Big Naturals History Museum
2. Switch Off You Spam Filter-Extended Mix
3. Humongous Butt Fungus
4. Lady Lemonade
5. Stick It Up Ya Frickin’ Ass
6. The Piggy Wiggy Song
7. I Table A Motion
8. Wrong Place In Cyberspace
9. Dick Tata
10. The Unscrupulous Fishmonger's Daughter
11. Stairlift To Heaven
12. York Honey Pie
13. Chopped Off
14. Dodgy Roger Hodges
15. Special Glue
16. Switch Off Your Spam Filter-Radio Edit







    "Large Tough Chicken"

All songs ©2000 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. Good Ship Dick
2. Caught Short
3. It’s Shit
4. I’ve Had Your Mum
5. Felate With An Alsatian In a Post Mortem State
6. Alfred Itchcock
7. Marlboro Fayre
8. Please Stan Close to the Porcelain
9. 9 Point 86 Seconds
10. Your Ass Is Mine
11. Cup My Balls In Your Palm
12. My Cock Stinks
13. My Shit Don’t Stink
14. Dad
15. Come On Into My Dungeon
16. Hip To Be Gay
17. Stop Talking On Your Mobile Phone
18. Bonus Track 1: ACME DIY Liposuction Kit (recorded live 4 April 1998)
19. Bonus Track 2: Freddy The Fudge Packer (recorded live 4 April 1998)







    "Pick A Finger"

All songs ©1998 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. Bigger Knickers or a Smaller Arse
2. Fast Car, Small Dick
3. Phrrrt
4. I’ve Shit My Pants
5. Schlapp Headed Baby (oops!)
6. Schlapp Headed Baby
7. The Ghost of Larry Grayson
8. (I Wanna) Shag Ya
9. Pimp of the Road
10. I Feel Like a Sausage Machine
11. Tunnel of Fudge
12. Burpin’ the Vowels
13. Freddy the Fudge Packer
14. FKUC
15. Microwave Maniac
16. Spice Girls Sex Slave
17. Hanging Vines of Beezebub







    "Barse Buffknutt"

All songs ©1998 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. How Big Is My Pooh?
2. Red Riding Hood
3. The Tunnel Of Fudge
4. What Are You Doing In My Underpants?
5. I’ve Shit My Pants
6. My Left Testicle
7. The Ghost of Larry Grayson
8. The Catchy F*cking Chorus
9. Teaching Granny To Suck Eggs
10. How Do They Do That?
11. Burpin’ The Vowels
12. If I Had A Penous
13. Steak and Kidney Pie
14. Horny Ornithologists
15. The Spice Girls’ Sex Slave
16. Have You Ever Been Caught by the Fuzz?
17. Norman’s Got The All Clear
18. Huntin’ Beaver
19. The Hanging Vines of Beelzebub
20. Listen To What I Am Saying To You







    "Toilet Volume 1 (The First 10 Years)"

All songs ©1987-1997 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. The Devil Went Down To Chipping Norton
2. Fast Car, Small Dick
3. Santa’s Bell
4. Bird Shit
5. Neil The Naster Naan Eater from Nuneaton
6. Nigel
7. Big Bollocks (Girlies)
8. Plankton Needs Love Too
9. Nancy Thundercrust
10. Dobby Dider
11. I Eat Shit
12. Sheeeet
13. Womens Work
14. My Pet Cockerel
15. She’s Gone
16. Flat Nickel Cadmium Blues
17. I’ve Got A Hungry Bottom
18. Tortoise Calypso Song
19. Low Sperm Count
20. F*ck Off Father Christmas
21. Waiting for the AA Man
22. The Garage Sketch
23. (I’ve Got A) Fat Cock







    "Toilet Volume 2 (The First 10 Years)"

All songs ©1987-1997 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. Floater
2. Big Bollocks (Heroes)
3. Abusive Reclusive
4. Nox On The Box
5. Yellow Pages
6. Stuff A Turkey
7. Freddy The Fudge Packer
8. Come Gather Ye Round
9. Rags For Slags
10. Rudolph Blues
11. I Love You, You’re My Doctor
12. Mrs Jones (Accapella)
13. Freak Family
14. Mrs Jones
15. Santa Is A Wanker
16. Winkle
17. Nat West
18. Milton Morgan
19. Green Phlegm Suckers
20. Darren McTangles Turnips
21. Creamy White Breasts
22. I Hate You F*ck Off (You're A Wanker)
23. Polka Dot Undy Grundies
24. Bigger Knickers







    "Geek"

Original Soundtrack from the Musical
All songs ©1996 N. Groves and P. Marshall.

1. Welcome (Principal Spoof/Mavis)
2. Back to School (The Cast) & 3. Here Comes Johnny (The Cast)
4. Slag Shaggin' (Johnny Fandango)
5. Who's That Girl & 6. Clean Living
7. What Kind Of Boys? (Johnny Fandango)
8. Geeky Boys (Spike McReviss)
9. The Bet (Johnny Fandango/Spike McReviss)
10. The Master Plan (Johnny Fandango)
11. Out With The In Crowd (Clifford Bugs)
12. Hey Cliffy (Johnny Fandango)
13. The Trade (Clifford Bugs)
14. I Wanna Be A Cool Dud (Clifford Bugs/Johnny Fandango)
15. The Barber Shop (Clifford Bugs/Barber Shop Quartet)
16. The Shopping Sketch
17. The Look (Johnny Fandango)
18. Right Mental Attitude (Clifford Bugs)
19. Star Trek (Clifford Bugs)
20. From Cool To Uncool (Johnny Fandango)
21. End Of The Bargain (Clifford Bugs/Johnny Fandango)
22. Don't Say Shit (Johnny Fandango/Clifford Bugs)
23. Goin' Fishin' (Johnny Fandango/Spike McReviss)
24. Fanny If You Were Mine Part 1 (Johnny Fandango)
25. I Wanna Real Man (Fanny Comelightly)
26. Who's This Dude? (Johnny Fandango/Spike McReviss)
27. Here Comes Cliffy (The Cast)
28. Fanny If You Were Mine Part 2 (Clifford Bugs)
29. F*cked Up Bad (Johnny Fandango/Spike McReviss)
30. Have You Ever Considered? (Spike McReviss/Johnny Fandango)
31. When She Walks (Clifford Bugs/Johnny Fandango)
32. Epilogue







    "Santa Comes But Once A Year"

All songs ©1993 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. Mr Glob-Nobby
2. Santa’s Bell
3. Rudolph Blues
4. Fat Smelly Santa
5. Santa Comes But Once A Year (Part 1)
6. Johnny’s Exploding Snowman
7. Santa Is A Wanker
8. Santa Comes But Once A Year (Part 2)
9. Something’s Crawled Up Someone’s Arse (and Died)
10. Come Gather Ye Round
11. C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S. (Parts 1 and 2)
12. Knock’s On The Box
13. Fart In a Bottle
14. All I Want For Christmas
15. F*ck Off Father Christmas
16. Yuletide Blow
17. Pickled Walnuts
18. My Pet Cockerel
19. Jingle Bells (Shite Mix)
20. Yuletide Log
21. Stuff A Turkey At Christmas
22. We Wish You a Shit Christmas







    "Stickerly On Garfield"

All songs ©1993 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. I've Got A Zit
2. Mrs Jones
3. Sweet Shop Song 1
4. The Tortoise Calypso Song
5. Nonk Automatic
6. The Man Eating Penis
7. PC Magoo (Crap Instrumental)
8. Peter The Purple Headed Penis Eater (1993 Remix)
9. Dangle My Maggot
10. I’m A Bee Keeper
11. Fast Car, Small Dick
12. Sweet Shop Song 2
13. Low Sperm Count
14. Our Soul Music
15. Lunn Poly Advert
16. I Want To Caress Your Creamy White Breasts
17. Wallpaper Advert
18. Janice Pervis (OHMSS)
19. The Famous Flying Mozarella Brothers
20. RoboStud
21. Angry Fruit Salad
22. Bird Shit
23. Sweet Shop Song 3
24. Has Anybody Seen My Pubic Hair?
25. Stoned Prune Blues
26. PC Magoo
27. Stickerly On Garfield







    "Squat Diddley Poke"

All songs ©1992 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. That’s Wimmins Work That Is
2. The Untimely Demise Of Philip Fly
3. Jack Shit
4. Bigger Knickers Or A Smaller Arse
5. Pimp Of The Road
6. Green Phlegm Suckers From Alpha Centauri
7. I’m Pink
8. Neil The Nasty Naan Eater From Nuneaton
9. Simple Arithmetic Progression (Part 1)
10. Winston B. Goode
11. Freddy The Fudge Packer
12. Waiting for the AA Man
13. I Wanna Shag Ya
14. I’m A Thespian
15. Simple Arithmetic Progression (Part 2)
16. Nancy Thundercrust
17. I’ve Got A Hungry Bottom
18. Darren Mc Tangles Turnips
19. Floater
20. Flat Nickel Cadmium Blues
21. Simple Arithmetic Progression (Part 3)
22. Polka Dot Undy Grundies







    "Lionel Blair"

All songs ©1991 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies
2. My Pussy’s On Fire
3. I Love You (You’re My Doctor)
4. Hi Technology
5. I’ve Got A Fat Cock
6. Squits
7. Freak Family
8. I Don’t Wanna Go Out With You No More
9. Road Hog
10. I Don’t Want To Be a Nigel
11. Snickers In Her Knickers
12. Rags For Slags
13. Sister South Africa
14. Sexual Frustration
15. Hutton’s Uniformitarian Theory
16. I Hate You F*ck Off (You're A Wanker)
17. Let’s Go Back To Nature
18. ACME DIY Liposuction Kit
19. Psycho Sooty
20. A Night At The Opera (AKA Willy Bauman’s Pubic Hair)
21. Theobold Noggin







    "Something"

All songs ©1990 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. Devil Went Down to Chipping Norton
2. Dobby Dider
3. Plankton Needs Love Too
4. Microwave Maniac
5. Impossible Bob
6. Lee’s Lightship
7. Rodney Spencer (the man from MENSA)
8. I Can’t Play An F Chord
9. Lump At The Front
10. Oi Mate, Got Any Cheese?
11. Dirty Little Things
12. The Ballad Of Milton Morgan
13. Intercourse On Sunday Morning
14. Bad Habits
15. Big Bollocks (Girlies)
16. Forest
17. Come Gather Ye Round
18. F*ck Off Father Christmas
19. In Your Thighs
20. Big Bollocks (Heroes)
21. Abusive Reclusive
22. Winkle
23. Big Flo







    "Now That's What We Call Crap Too"

All songs ©1989 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. TOTP Sketch
2. Peter The Purple Headed Penis Eater
3. Omnipresent Fred
4. Boardwalk Sketch
5. Big Bad Badoobies
6. I’ve Got A Bad Memory
7. Candy’s Hand Shandy
8. Horror Turd Sketch
9. I Eat Shit
10. Fart Party/Do You Wanna Dance
11. Baboon Improv
12. Gospel Improv
13. FAC Sketch
14. Willy Poppin’
15. Riding My Horsey
16. Into The Vicars Knickers
17. Boardwalk Sketch 2
18. One Up The Bum (Instrumental)
19. She’s Gone
20. Boardwalk Sketch 3
21. Too Hip To Bop
22. Your Willy’s Hanging Out
23. I Don’t Wanna Go To Heaven
24. Horror Pizza Sketch
25. French Bonking
26. How To Act With Girls







    "Rooteetoot"

All songs ©1998 N. Groves and P. Marshall

1. Tunnel of Fudge
2. Microwave Maniac
3. Freddy The Fudge Packer
4. Nigel Stalling
5. Floater
6. Root It Out
7. Ghost of Larry Grayson
8. I Want To Caress Your Creamy White Breasts
9. The Devil Went Down To Chipping Norton
10. My Left Testicle
11. Wank Banter
12. Dobby Dider
13. Pimp of The Road
14. Root It Out
15. Burpin’ The Vowels
16. Vinegar Strokes Banter
17. F-K-U-C
18. Santa Is A Wanker
19. Fast Car Small Dick
20. Oggie, Oggie, Oggie
21. Bigger Knickers or a Smaller Arse

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