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You're probably a Prince or a Doctor from Nigeria and are going to tell us how we can make a wodge of cash real quick, or perhaps by working from home we can become multi-millionaires? You might even let us in on the secret of "knob-grow (tm)", the completely natural, herbal ointment that will make our spam sticks double in size (note: even if "knob-grow(tm)" works, 4 inches is still rather sad). Well, don't bother. We probably won't even read what you send us, and even if we do we almost definitely won't respond.

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