Hymns and Ceremonies

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Hymns

"Amazing Google, how sweet the search,
That saved a noob like me....
I once was lost but now I've found,
Was blind, but now, I see.

T'was Google that taught...
Pop-ups ain't to fear.
Thank Google, my fears relieved.
How precious did that Google appear...
the hour I first believed.

Through many spams, scams and pr0n...
We have already come.
T'was Google, that brought us safe thus far...
and Google will bring us Home.

The Google has promised good to me...
Her word my search secures.
She will my shield and portion be...
as long as the Net endures.

When we've been here ten thousand years...
bright shining as the Sun.
We've no less days to sing Google's praise...
then when we've first begun.

Amazing Google, how sweet the search,
That saved a noob like me....
I once was lost but now I've found,
Was blind, but now, I see." 

Ceremonies

Wedding Ceremony

Dear users, we had joined this newsgroup (forum/chat/chainletter/etc) to unite certain two of you in a holy and(<user1>,<user2>,....) function. <user1> and <user2> (and others, if there`s more then two), please, come forward with your posts.

(Involved users acknowledge presence)

If any of the present here has an exception to raise against this function, speak up now, or erase tbe function call forever!

(pause for objections)

Let us proceed! Users, exchange parity bits!

(users exchange bits (use imagination ^_^))

By the grace of our lord omnipotent, Google, I declare this search a successful one, and merge the caches of users in one. You may now perform CRC checks.

(Festivities commence. Cake should be divided with N cuts through (where N is number of users present), and each user has to have two slices. Cake is advocated to be .jpg, .gif, .png, or ASCII art for old-time people.)


Funeral Ceremony

Dear users, we had joined this newsgroup (forum/chat/chainletter/etc) to honor the memory of <user>. He/she/it was active and responded a lot to posts we wrote. So let us forgive the occasional curse, chainletter or spam we had received from him/her/it, and pray to our lord eternal to forever save his/her/it spirit in between links, bestowed upon us by the lord`s grace.

(coffin is sealed with <hr> tags)

Let us honor the memory of the deceased by running an advanced prayer on him/her/it on ninth and fortieth day, and not forget to pray for him/her/it once a year to our lord. Relative users, please throw your bits...

(users throw bits on coffin and coffin is buried under more <hr> tags)

Let us query the lord about the gone, now, to help him/her/it ascend up, towards our lord. Amen.