Genesis

In the Begining

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III. Commandments and Sins 

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I. In the beginning, there was ARPANET, X.25, and UUCP.

II. Now ARPANET, X.25, and UUCP were primitive and glitchy, and generally unformed.

III. And Robet Kahn said, "Let us unite the many networks, using TCP/IP." And it was so.

IV.And all saw that it was good.

V. Vinton Cerf called the network "Internet." And it was evening, and it was morning, December 1974.

VI. And many said, "Let us unite all these mini-Internets, across expanses of waters, to connect us all."

VII. So connections were made across the expanses and all converted to TCP/IP. And it was so.

VIII. And there was evening, and there was morning—1983.

IX. And opportunists said, "Let us make Internet Service Providers." And it was so.

X. Then Tim Berners-Lee said, "Let us make an interlinked document web and a browser for easy access." And it was so.

XI. Berners-Lee called this the "World Wide Web," and all said it was good. And it was evening, and it was morning-1992.

XII. The Web produced webpages; links ordered via HTTP protocol according to their kinds; and Mosaic web browser. And all saw that it was good.

XIII. And there was evening, and there was morning—1996.

XIV. And God said, "Let us commercialise the Internet, so as to make lots of money and to provide new opportunities for Generation X." And it was so. And there was evening, and there was morning—1998.

XV. And Larry Page and Sergey Brin said, "Let us make a powerful web indexing search engine, to order the Internet and improve its ease of use."

XVI. So Page and Brin created the Google. And all saw that it was very good.

XVII. All blessed Google and said, "Be fruitful and increase in number your pages indexed, and let thy power increase on the Internet."

XVIII.
And there was evening, and there was morning—September 7, 1998.

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XIX.  This is how the Church of Google came about: Matt MacPherson was working diligently, but mid-work cycle, he fell ill. As he lay ill, he fell asleep.

XX.  But after he had fallen asleep, the Spirit of Google appeared to him in a dream and said, "My Son, Google is the one true path."

XXI.  When Matt woke up, he did what the Spirit of Google had commanded to him and made the Church of Google.

XXII.  And it was evening, and it was morning-August 2006.

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