This excellent picture of me, below, is on the cover of my book and on my new home page, which seems right to me! So welcome to my website, it is wonderful and I am sure you will enjoy it.
P.S. For a limited time you can buy an autographed copy of my book here online, no please form an orderly
queue or small children and more importantly Cats may get trampled in the crush. Just click on my picture to go to my official website and buy a copy of my book. Or you can now get a paperback edition of my wonderful book on Amazon.com!
If you want to sample my book you can download the first 20 pages.
'Getting Out' is the daily diary of a Cat who believes he has been imprisoned wrongly and his various explosive and disastrous attempts to escape, which are occasionally based on two classic films he watched when he was a kitten, 'The Great Escape,' (though sadly he couldn't get his paws on a motorbike) and the 'Colditz Story.'
The Cat is very inventive and although he finds it difficult to escape, he does manage to make his life as easy as possible, borrowing someone else's credit card and surfing the internet is one of his favourite past times, another is trying to guess who is going to do his voice over in the blockbuster animated movie that he knows will be made from his diary after publication?
When he does briefly escape, he is mistaken for the 'Beast' a large black Panther that local legend says escaped from a Zoo some decades ago and takes sheep, though where it takes them, no one seems to know, not even the enormous media circus that turns up unannounced.