The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 Jessica does tell Hoyt the truth … for about 25 seconds. Hoyt is watching news about Steve Newlin’s disappearance six months ago when Jessica returns. He’s holding a scary-looking gray baby doll and says he found it in their bed again, even though they’ve both been trying to get rid of it. He thinks someone is messing with them. I’m sure this will be important later. Jessica admits that she fed on another guy tonight. “I was hungry for something for different,” she says. After all, doesn’t Hoyt look at other women? “No I don’t, because other women don’t exist for me,” he says. Jessica chickens out of the whole truth thing and glamours him — forget what she just said, it never happened. The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2(You “Buffy” fans: shades ofWillow and Tara, right? This isn’t going to bite Jessica in the butt or anything.) “I’m the luckiest man in the world,” Hoyt says.

-blood-season-4-ep-3-sam.jpgHBOSam Merlotte (Sam Trammell) has a run-in with a hopped-up Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.

Jason’s phone is going off; he can’t get to it, of course. It’s Andy, wondering where Jason is, and confessing that he needs help with his V problem. He starts to recite the serenity prayer, then digs out his vial of V and ingests a drop. He’s parked outside Merlotte’s, and just then Sam shows up. Andy irrationally starts in on Sam about his overgrown trees and garbage on the property. When Sam points out nicely that nothing is out of code, Andy The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 flies into a rage and throws a punch and misses, then pulls out his gun. “I am the law, and you will not forget this,” he says, backing up toward his car, then fumbling with keys before driving away. shows up at Alcide’s door because … we can’t let Joe Manganiello’s weight-training go to waste? Although we don’t see the were’s iconic abs, so I’m not quite sure why we’re paying him a visit. Ostensibly it’s because wants him to babysit to Eric. But then a new and improved (or at least sober and deloused) Debbie Pelt shows up. She cleaned up her act and got back together with Alcide and owes a big apology, for like, trying to kill her and all. Also, does want a Vienna sausage? No, does not. She splits, and Alcide runs outside after her. The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 He admits he should have told about Debbie when she called him earlier, but he was afraid she wouldn’t come. He’s also concerned when he hears Eric is staying with Sookie. At Maxine Fortenberry’s house, she’s working with Tommy on his reading while watching the Freaky Dolls For Sale channel. While Maxine spends her dwindling nest egg on mail-order dolls, Tommy answers the door. Someone wants to lease Maxine’s natural gas rights. Tommy shuts the door behind him and pretends he’s Maxine’s son, and is able to bargain the guy up to $22,000 an acre for five years and 20 percent of whatever they extract. But he doesn’t share this info with Maxine. And back at the Hot Shot Ramada, Crystalis still cooing to a feverish Jason. She tells The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 him this is the purpose he’s always been search for, to save the Hot Shot werepanthers from extinction. The girls there have a hard time getting pregnant and keeping their babies, and the one that live, well, “they ain’t much to brag about.” Calling him Ghost Daddy, she tends to his wounds with some sort of mud poultice, and then feeds him a pill … Mexican Viagra. Next we seeCrystal riding a barely conscious Jason. He sort of comes to, and tells her she’s a crazy hillbilly junkie, and he wishes he’d never met her. Pan over to the door, and there is a line of women waiting for their turn. One is carrying a sad bouquet of flowers. Tara seeks out Sookie’s help — she wants to use her influence with Eric to get him to The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 forgiveLafayette, and fills in on the whole Wiccan thing. lies, saying she hasn’t seen Eric, but tells the truth in that she thinksLafayette has nothing to worry about. Sam comes by and seesTara and invites her for a shot of tequila. He tells her he’s a little hurt that she fled town after he told her he was a shifter; but she explains she was just traumatized. He invites her to stay at his place — nudge, nudge — but she says nicely that she’s seeing someone back inNew Orleans. He admits he’s seeing someone too. “Do her a favor and stop flirting with me,”Tara says pointedly. Jesus shows up and says thatLafayette’s car is gone, so Jesus and Tara take off to find Lafayette, who, we soon find out is back in the Fangtasia dungeon with an enraged Pam (who is wearing a fierce denim jacket with studded shoulders, BTW). Before Pam can do her damage, Tara and Jesus come down,Tara pointing a gun with wooden bullets at her. Pam gives them 24 hours to bring Marnie to her so she can reverse the spell. “If you don’t, I’ll eat, (bleep) and kill all three of you.” And she would, too. The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 Bill is at a restaurant waiting impatiently on Eric when Portia Bellefleur returns to the table. She has a proposal. In a very dry lawyer-like way, she tells him she wants to jump his bones. Bill is amused, but wants her to know that he could never love her. “I accept that.” “Check please.” And they’re off. Jessica has given Arlene’s baby the scary gray baby doll. He likes it. Arlene gives the baby a look but doesn’t burst any blood vessels in her eye, thanks goodness. And Tommy shows up at Merlotte’s with news about Maxine’s natural gas. He proposes that he and Sam buy out Maxine’s property without telling her about the claim and then split the natural gas money. He is shocked when Sam The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 tells him he couldn’t do that to Maxine. “You’re choosing Maxine over your own flesh and blood?” He tells Sam he hates him and stomps out of there. Big baby. arnie is by herself trying to commune with the spirit that enabled her to mentally defang Eric earlier. She offers her blood, cutting her wrist with a knife and letting the blood drip into a goblet. “Oh spirit, I ask you to invade me. I will be your instrument on this plane to utilize as you see fit. … I want to know why I was born with my foot in another world. Make me your servant.” She slashes again suddenly at her wrist, then gets up. In a mirror, we see a woman in an old-fashioned muslin gown watching her — it’s the woman she channeled to take down The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 Eric.

Pam charges with his care, and despite her protests and demands for payment, she soon realises that sharing a house with Diet Eric is an entirely different prospect. That is, until he eats her fairy godmother. Laf, rattled in the extreme by the unexpected turn of events, is under the impression that the shiny new Eric is the direct result of a spell cast by Marnie that can simply be reversed, and promises Pam as much. However, it seems that poor, pathetic Marnie has very different ideas. Begging to be possessed by the spirit that The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 claimed Eric, the big bad could very well be about to be made flesh, which is very bad news for Eric, and anyone else who just happens to be undead.

While Diet Eric's, um, predicament is the biggest news, the most worrying has to be Jason's continued captivity, which took a massively disturbing turn this week. Now ready, allegedly, to serve his purpose, he's about to be gang raped by the entire redneck female werepanther population. Admittedly, that's only about five women, but the point stands. We always knew Jason's libido would get him into trouble one day, but this is just uncalled for. Not only has been turned into a free for all sperm bank, and most likely, a werepanther, but he's been missing for two days and the The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 only person who's noticed is Andy. That poor boy just cannot catch a break.

Sticking with the werepanthers, for they have now been given an official name, it's great to finally get some kind of exposition with regard to their existence, but as creation stories go, could it be any more redneck? A panther vomited up the werepanther version of Adam and Eve? Nature sure has a strange sense of humour in Louisiana. Elsewhere, If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'? saw the much anticipated return of another were creature, the delectable Alcide. However, it wasn't quite the reunion we expected. The The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 foolish (why are they always foolish?) werewolf has taken back the hellish Debbie, who is allegedly clean and sober. Unlike the lovely, but not very bright Alcide, takes this particular revelation with a healthy dose of scepticism. It unlikely we've heard the last of Debbie.

While not as fast paced as the preceding episode, If You Love Me allowed us to take a breath and properly realise the implications of the fates currently befalling our beloved Bon Temps residents, as well as giving us a sneak peek into the Vampire West Wing that is King Bill's residence. Once again, the vamp/human political climate made an appearance. It's looking as if the politics of leadership will play quite the part this season. In fact, the only storyline that feels slightly out of place this week is the Tommy as con artist ruse. The depth of his manipulation of Mamma Hoyt, revealed to us through a chance visit, and his anger at Sam's rejection The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 of his scheme, portraying Tommy as both manipulative and incredibly needy, seems a little out of balance.

That, however, is a minor criticism. Once again, has produced some top quality television, with superb dialogue, "You just killed my Fairy Godmother" being a particular highlight, and tantalizing us with a myriad story possibilities. Will Eric ever be himself? What will become of Jason? And what's with the doll? Only another six days till we find out! Last week on "": Jason gets prepped for stud service, Jessica gives in to temptation, Marnie gets ambitious and Eric gets a load off his mind. Pan up Eric Northman's long, lean body, clad only in tight jeans. Clearly not himself, he has just asked why she smells so good, of honey and wheat and sunlight. The fangs come out. The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 "I am not in the mood," snarls. "What are you?" he asks wonderingly, leaning in. She drives off, then stops, reverses, but he's gone. She sighs. Eric sweeps into the car like a gust of wind and grabs hold. Credits!

manages to escape and runs through a picturesque oak alley. Eric catches up, but she tells him she's not his dinner, and punches him, busting his nose. "What did you do that for?" he asks. "You broke my nose." When she reminds him he's a vampire, he says he knows what he is, just not who he is. (He also makes the joke we've been waiting for him to make since the debut of "Jersey Shore": I know I'm a vampire, Snookie." What does he remember? He can see images of a cold-eyed Marnie, reaching into him, emptying his The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 soul. He sees into Marnie, and seems to realize there is someone possessing her. He remembers the circle, and the chanting. looks lost. "Okay," she says uncertainly. She'll help him, but he is not allowed to touch or bite or her. Eric promises.

Pam is eating when calls Fangtasia. She tells Pam that Eric is with her, and he doesn't seem to remember who he is or how he got there. Pam doesn't finish her dinner. is cleaning off Eric's feet when Pam bursts into the house. When she sees that Eric is not himself, she tells that she has to hide him, and that the witches must be responsible. Sookie: "Witches? Oh great. Now I have to deal with witches?" Pam tells that if she tells Bill about Eric's memory loss, she will rip her to pieces. That sends Eric into action -- he throws Pam across the room. "Be nice to her," Eric orders Pam. smiles. Pam explains that she thinks that Bill set Eric up because Eric has tasted and know what she is. Eric is thrilled to discover he and have a past. The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 "Technically, you fang-raped me," she tells him. demands money for babysitting Eric. As dawn approaches, checks out Eric's hidey-hole, which has a sweet fur blanket on his bed. "You live here in my house?" Eric says, looking around. (Yeah, didn't want him to know that, but Pam spilled the beans.) He asks if she wants to be his, and she politely declines. He thanks her, then asks again, "What are you?" "I'm really sick of being asked that question is what I am."

Over at Ye Olde Magic Shoppe, Jesus is tending to Marnie's bite marks and venting about Eric, who he knows tortured Lafayette in the past. "So thanks for bringing me tonight," Tara snarls. "It's been a while since I got attacked by a vampire, and guess what? It still sucks." Lafayette lectures them all, saying Eric is "ancient and stupid powerful," and they'd better hope he won't be back for revenge. But Holly wants revenge for Eric's attack on Marnie. The others are also disturbed that he would dare tell them not The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 to practice their religion. Jesus wants to know how Marnie stopped him. "I have no idea," she says.

Back at Lafayette's house, he, Jesus and Tara are frantically considering their options. Lafayette just wants to throw themselves at Eric's mercy and give up Marnie. Jesus thinks that's suicide. Tara makes Jesus promise not to let Lafayette go to Eric. A ravaged Jason is still tied to the bed while Luther regales the young 'uns with tales of Ghost Daddy and the Sky People, and Ghost Daddy was eaten and puked up by nature and well, I'm just not really clear on the details. Remember the term Ghost Daddy. Crystal checks in on Jason, who is burning up with fever and just wanted to be put out of his misery. Felton says The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 they're not going to kill him until they get what they want -- sperm that is not genetically suspect, apparently. Crystal thanks Jason preemptively for his generosity and promises they're going to be together forever.

The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 We see a YouTube video via night vision cam of a vampire feeding on a woman in dark alley. The vamp runs off, and the yahoos with the camera and the woman they’ve “saved” direct the viewer to their website, vamps-kill.com. “Wake upAmerica, before we’re all dead!,” one of them says. The girl: “Seriously.” Pull back, and we see Bill is watching it with the vamp from the video. “It’s clearly entrapment,” the vamp defends himself. Irrelevant, rules Bill. In this post-Russell Edgington world we keep hearing about, being filmed feeding on a human warrants the ” death” penalty. The vamp wants to appeal to the Authority, but there are no appeals in theKingdom ofLouisiana. The vamp is being taken away as Jessica shows up. Bill seems pleased to see her. She says she needs some Advil for Hoyt, but Bill sees that’s not really why she came here. She admits she fed on another man. Bill immediately says he hopes she wasn’t filmed. No, she’s not stupid, just unfaithful. Bill tells her she has to confess to Hoyt: “Vamp up. If you love him, you’ll tell the truth.” They cuddle on the couch as the poor condemned vamp screams from the bowls of the mansion.