The French Hotel Cafe

I guess I'll go and spent just a couple of hours

Up at the French Hotel Cafe

You never hear nobody speaking no French there

Unless they order a cafe au lait

At the French Hotel Cafe.

I get my coffee from an Angel

And he has Jesus by his side

You could say the place is just a little bit funky

But we all just go there for the vibes

At the French Hotel Cafe.

They say when your inside is on the outside

That is when you don't have no pain,

But the French Hotel Cafe is the only place in tarnation

You can drink your coffee inside,

While sittin' in the rain

At the French Hotel Cafe.

Teachers and plumbers and doctors and tramps,

Is that Billy's wife of is that his aunt?

Standing 6 feet plus, well, you just gotta bless her

And nobody cares if it's just another cross dresser

At the French Hotel Cafe.

Repeat Verse # 1.

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