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044-Song ParaB: "We'll Want Stats"

posted Jul 22, 2017, 1:23 PM by Gregory Taylor   [ updated Jul 24, 2017, 6:16 AM ]
PARAB SINGS 11

(y-k)2 - 4p(x-h)
 presents....

"We'll Want Stats"
  (*aka "I Want You", Savage Garden)

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An Official Video: YouTube Here
Source Lyrics Reference: YouTube Here
The JoJo Part 4 Ending: YouTube Here
This Song Parody: YouTube Here

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Any time we need to count the ways
You can win a prize,
Or we are reading some essays
Where their data lies,
You should build a tree, or use Venn, so then
your math will look fine, and
we can show off your diploma.

Soon you want the web to explain,
Bias is a fright,
So check the numbers again,
You might have insight, as
To the graphs, and the source and the days,
For the sample that they drew,
Do your search terms control you?

Let’s check error margins closer
Let’s count to numbers much higher
You’ll see much more all around you
(Let’s) manage data.

[chorus:]
Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I don’t know if you’ll heed Stats
But, ooh, I’m dying to find out.
Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I sure know that you’ll need Stats
And, ooh, I’m trying to find doubt.


Normal distribution is pervasive
What does that mean,
The median is on report cards
So have you seen,
a percentile, or modes for fashion and more,
Now is this warranty poor?
Make your argument persuasive.

Roll a seven in this game we play,
which is in-dep-endent of what happened yesterday,
Classify by taking, our math symbols from the words,
As the polls get absurd, aren’t they checking
Who was voting last election?

Let’s check error margins closer
Let’s count to numbers much higher
You’ll see much more all around you
(Let’s) manage data.

[chorus:]
Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I don’t know if you’ll heed Stats
But, ooh, I’m dying to find out.
Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I sure know that you’ll need Stats
And, ooh, I’m trying to find doubt.

Oooh, yeah Stats. Oooh, yeah Stats.

Any time we need to count the ways
You can be surprised,
Or we are reading some essays
Where data’s disguised,
You should build a tree,
Or use Venn, so then
your math will look fine.
Make your arguments persuasive.

Roll a seven playing in this game,
which is in-dep-endent if it happens again,
Classify by taking,
our math symbols from the words,
with the poll, for the sample that they drew.
Don’t let search terms confuse you.

[chorus:]
Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I don’t know if you’ll heed Stats
But, ooh, I’m dying to find out.
Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I sure know that you’ll need Stats
And, ooh, I’m trying to find doubt.
So can we find doubt?

(Probability, Statistics.)
(Probability, Statistics.)


[chorus x2:]
Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I don’t know if you’ll heed Stats
But, ooh, I’m dying to find out.
Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I sure know that you’ll need Stats
And, ooh, I’m trying to find doubt.

Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I don’t know if you’ll heed Stats
But, ooh, I’m dying to find out.
 (I hope we’ll find out.)
Ooh, we’ll want Stats
I sure know that you’ll need Stats
 (I’m here to find out.)
And, ooh, I’m trying to find doubt.

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