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041 - Song PARAdy: "Annuities"

posted Dec 20, 2016, 1:18 PM by Gregory Taylor   [ updated Dec 20, 2016, 1:23 PM ]
PARA SINGS 14

ax2 + bx + c  presents....

"Annuities"
  (*aka "It's Raining Men", Weather Girls)
  (*BONUS: Geri Halliwell version)

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Official video: YouTube Here
Karaoke version: YouTube Here

Halliwell version lyrics: YouTube Here
Halliwell Karaoke version: YouTube Here


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Hi - Hi!
Here’s your finance strand - Uh-huh.
And have we got maaaath for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you interest fans,
And leave simple interest alone. - Alright!

A geometric sequence. - Geo sequence!
Has compound interest grow.  - Grow how, curl?
That exponential curve says, - What's curving now?
We can make lots of dough. - We better invest, yup
Yet to pay more than one time, in perpetuity,
And to sum up that sequence means,
We’ll get an annuity! (Get an annuity!)

Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!
I’m gonna pay out, with many intervals set,
And hope it keeps me out of debt!

Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Use your expertise!
Years? Months? Quarterly?
Change your ’n’ and then you’ll see!

Now in certain cultures,
This interest is an issue.
And so no investing,
But the math we can continue.
There are formulas here,
And rearranged or not,
You use them or T-V-M apps,
To find what sum we’ve got!

Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!
Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes pleeeeeease!

Watch out for the ann-u-i-ty due, and mortgages too,
Or-din-ar-y simple went unsaid,
But use your apps to work ahead. (But use your apps to work...)

Now in certain cultures, such interest is an issue.
And so no investing, but the math we can continue.
There are formulas here, and rearranged or not,
You use them or T-V-M apps, to find what sum we’ve got!
Oh, annuities! Yeah!

A geometric sequence.
Has compound interest grow.
That exponential curve says...
We can make lots of dough.
Yet to pay more than one time, in perpetuity,
And to sum up that sequence means,
We’ll get an annuity! (Get an annuity!)

Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!
Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!
Annuities! They use series’, oh whoa whoa - Annuities!


BONUS Gei Halliwell Version:

A geometric sequence. Has compound interest grow.
That exponential curve says, we can make lots of dough.
Yet to pay more than one time, in perpetuity,
And to sum up that sequence means,
We’ll get an annuity!
Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!
Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!

A geometric sequence. Has compound interest grow.
That exponential curve says, we can make lots of dough.
Yet to pay more than one time, in perpetuity,
And to sum up that sequence means,
We’ll get an annuity!
Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!

I’m gonna pay out, with many intervals set,
And hope it keeps me out of debt!

Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Use your expertise!
Years? Months? Quarterly?
Change your ’n’ and then you’ll see!

Now in certain cultures, this interest is an issue.
And so no investing, but the math we can continue.
There are formulas here, and rearranged or not,
You use them or T-V-M apps, to find what sum we’ve got!
Annuities! Go start saving net pay. I know you need to.

Watch out for the ann-u-i-ty due, and mortgages too,
Or-din-ar-y simple went unsaid,
But use your apps to work ahead.
(but use your apps to work)

Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!
Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!
Annuities! They use series’, annuities! Yes please!
(Repeat as needed)


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