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53-Spin Doctoring

posted Jan 18, 2012, 4:12 AM by Gregory Taylor   [ updated Mar 14, 2017, 7:12 AM ]

"Wait. I didn't speak the same time as her just then," blonde Para realized. "Is our link broken?"

"No, I suspect you'll always be linked," Sexi remarked.  "But the dimensions are now resolving..."

As if to confirm, orange Para's earrings suddenly morphed. Then her watchband snapped, and the timepiece fell to the ground, breaking apart. The largest piece, somewhat horseshoe shaped, now resembled the pendants around the necks of the Conics. In fact, as the new Para picked it up, QT noticed that where the leading coefficient used to display, there was only a flickering '1/(4a)'.

"Hey, wait," Cubi said, suspiciously.  "You Conics always wanted your own Para!  Hey, seems like now you have her - did you stage this whole thing?!"

"Um, hello?" Circe shot back.  "We wanted a Para who was superior to yours! Who could take over! Not one who's stuck horizontally!"

"Hold on... I think I can rotate," orange Para murmured.

"Aha! Side effect of the parameterization," Hyper declared, rubbing her hands together.

"Or perhaps her head's still spinning," Elly diagnosed.

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