Perfect Home Fries

Serves 4
Prep time: 15 minutes
Cook time: 30 minutes
Cost: $.50

A note on potatoes: When I make home fries I like to throw in a sweet potato. I'm usually the only one who ends up eating it. Because it is orange. And we all know that orange things are dangerous unless they are made of fructose and attached to a skinny white stick. We especially know this when we are 5 years old. Nevertheless, I always throw one in anyway in the hope that one day someone else might venture out. As I'm sure someday someone will. Probably when world peace is accomplished. And the whales are saved. And dolphins. And also when the streets are paved with gold. But people don't care about gold. Because they only care about love and kindness. Yes, one day...

A note on your pan: Use a heavy cookie sheet to get the best fries. A flimsy one might let your fries burn. 

First, the recipe: (Which I'd probably double for my family)

1 1/2 lb russet potatoes (about 3 medium russets)
5 Tbsp vegetable oil
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper

Now, the instructions and tips:

1. Preheat oven to 475. You heard me. Actually you heard America's Test Kitchen. Make sure there's a rack on the lowest spot. Again, obey, even if it seems weird.
2. Cut the fries into strips. Make sure the strips are even in thickness. America's Test Kitchen recommends removing the skins. I will not, as I'm going for optimal nutrient benefit. But you may. I will not judge you.
3. Soak them in HOT tap water for 10 minutes. The water will become cloudy. This will make the fries soft inside with a crisp edge. Dry them off.
4. In a bowl, toss them with 1 Tbsn oil.
5. Pour the rest of the oil on the pan. Sprinkle salt over it. The oil gives the fries a bit more of a fried kind of feeling, and the salt supposedly keeps them from sticking to the pan, though I still had a few stick.
6. Cover with foil. Place them on the bottom rack of your hot oven. (Be careful.) You're going to cook them this way for only 5 minutes. This will steam them so they're nice and soft inside.
7. Remove the foil. Cook for another 15 minutes to make the outsides crispy.
8. Take them out and flip them over. The undersides will be dark golden. Put them back in for 5-10 minutes more.
9. Take them out and place them on a paper towel to degrease a bit.
10. Eat. With ketchup if you will. Or fry sauce (mayo and ketchup) if you've ever lived in Utah. Or mayo if you like to pretend you're Dutch.

P.S. If you really are pressed for time, just cut the potatoes into even strips, toss in 1-2 Tbsp olive oil, and bake at 400 degrees (in the center of your oven) for 20 minutes (unless very thick), flipping them over halfway through cooking time. They may not be quintessential. But they'll still be good. And healthy. And cheap. And they'll save you 10-15 minutes. And sometimes 15 minutes is worth saving. Sometimes.

Posted by The Tasty Cheapskate