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Bad Cat: Sparky

a.k.a. Sparky's Haunting and Beautiful Love Theme

LYRICS

Do you think the neighbors will notice if I twist off your head?

‘Cause you chewed up all my papers and you peed right on my bed.

Will the ASPCA put me on their most wanted list?

Do you think the neighbors will notice if I give your head a twist?


Do you think the neighbors will notice if I put you in a sack?

‘Cause you pooped on my new carpet and pulled keys off my Mac.

You have turned all of my clothing into stinky useless rags.

Do you think the neighbors will notice if I put you a bag?


Do you think the neighbors will notice if I throw you down a well?

‘Cause you are the spawn of Satan, yes you came here straight from hell.

My whole house is filled with cat hair and it smells like your cat pee

Do you think the neighbors will notice if I throw you in the sea


Yes I love you little Sparky but you heard right what I said

Do you think the neighbors will notice if I twist off your head?


Sparky! You come here! Look what you did.  You...  Oh, you’re so cute.  Yes, you’re a cute boy.  I am under your thrall.

*evil purring*


©2005 Elnea

Bad Cat: Sparky's Love Theme


Disclaimer:  No cats were harmed in the making of this film. Warning: Contains scenes of wanton destruction of property by an evil cat. Not suitable for viewing by insurance claim adjustors.

My cat Sparky is the cutest puffball cat ever. Unfortunately, he is also the embodiment of evil. Sort of. So, I wrote this song in honor of his wickedness and made the cartoon with iMovie and PhotoShop Elements.
One. Frame. At. A. Time.
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